Anonymous
Philippines
Today, I learned that shaving while feeling upset is a very bad idea. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
DaggerHole
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Australia
Itchy arse
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I learned that shaving my unibrow while drunk/high was a terrible idea. I also learned that one brow looks better than no brow. FML
WIno
United States
Today, I have discovered things not to do while drunk. Like shaving my legs. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
yggiz
United States
Today, I learned to never shave your downstairs when you have the hiccups. FML
Anonymous
Classic confusion
Today, while I was shaving my nose started to itch. Guess which I shaved and which I itched. FML
Anonymous
Henderson, United States
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Darwin_Award_Winner
Beaumont, United States
Today, in a drunken state, I decided that it would be a good idea to shave with a pizza cutter. FML
Anonymous
Itchy and scratchy
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Top comments
Keevarou 17
At least you learn from your mistakes :) Just be glad you did not use a 1 blade razor, that hurts even of you're not upset, believe me. But hey, you are still alive and know what to not do, so cheer up.
TheDrudgeChild 4
Guys, "emo" is a ripoff subculture for kids who want to wear depression as a fashion statement. I'd like to se a person with REAL, SERIOUS problems declare themselves to be emo in public. It's because of them that people who self harm for real reasons aren't taken seriously.
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Comments (113)
cameronman9 2
Emo
CastielJ 6
I hope you were shaving your facial hair, and not downstairs.
Amilli97 9
It gets better, hun (: Trust me. I've been there.
Queen_Cosmos 7
I hope you feel better
friesen2154 4
I've learnt the exact same thing
AudioBoss 12
Lol I think they're talking about not paying attention so they accidentally cut themself. Love how people automatically assume they're emo
Cass_x 22
true.. fyl :/
CaroAurelia 12
Yeah. I went to visit my aunt in hospice and then shaved my legs later that evening... Ended up looking like an ax murderer hacked up my legs. Not a good look. Children, don't do what I've done.