Today, I learned that shaving while feeling upset is a very bad idea. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Itchy arse
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
Today, I learned that shaving my unibrow while drunk/high was a terrible idea. I also learned that one brow looks better than no brow. FML
Today, I have discovered things not to do while drunk. Like shaving my legs. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I learned to never shave your downstairs when you have the hiccups. FML
Classic confusion
Today, while I was shaving my nose started to itch. Guess which I shaved and which I itched. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Today, in a drunken state, I decided that it would be a good idea to shave with a pizza cutter. FML
Itchy and scratchy
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Top comments
Keevarou 17
At least you learn from your mistakes :) Just be glad you did not use a 1 blade razor, that hurts even of you're not upset, believe me. But hey, you are still alive and know what to not do, so cheer up.
TheDrudgeChild 4
Guys, "emo" is a ripoff subculture for kids who want to wear depression as a fashion statement. I'd like to se a person with REAL, SERIOUS problems declare themselves to be emo in public. It's because of them that people who self harm for real reasons aren't taken seriously.
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kateRAWR 4
Nahhhhh , OP just made it up ........
XTheDesertSongX 17
3, I usually really like your comments, but I think you should not be so harsh... This is the first time I've seen you say something hurtful, but next time, just try to take it into consideration that any person in the comments section could harm themselves, and 9/10 times it isn't for attention. I know there are people that do it for "fake" reasons r for attention, though, so I'll assume you were speaking about that specific group of people. I don't mean to sound so critical, but please think next time, "Would I like it if I harmed myself and someone made that joke about me?" Anyways, sorry. I just wanted to say.
jt400ex 0
Should have known not to use sharp stuff when mad lmao
instnt1nfction 17
*are
XTheDesertSongX 17
I never said "are." That random r just popped up and I didn't notice until after I posted. Nice try, though.
TheCorruptid1 6
No. It was a lie he made just to entertain himself and keep people talking about him. :)
lstrawberrycake 12
Well I may be depressed and cut myself but atleast I don't look like a nun that just ran through flowers
grace12898 0
Cutting yourself is not the answer!
myah1109 11
And you've really been in their situation so you definitely know how they feel. Yep. Uh-huh.
SeveralLake 18
It's probably not a good answer for long-term help, but it does kinda stop the hurting for some time.
darkblade007 6
First off emo is a genre of music.. And it's not true that all emos cut. Gosh wtf is with that stupid cliche now and days?!
Ajwc101 24
Norm I just want you to know I wasn't trying to be rude. I use to cut to cope and people that cut get picked on and called EMO. All I'm asking is that you please don't use that term. -Ajwc