Today, my boyfriend told me he’d have a surprise for me when I got home. The surprise was he’d moved out, dumped me, and cut me off from his share of the bills, because he’s not interested in marriage and babies. I can’t afford the rent by myself so I’m going to have to move back to my mother's. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. His excuse was that I never had time for his needs anymore. He’s unemployed but I guess me working and studying to get my degree so we could move out of his parents’ house was too much. Now I have no place to go. FML
Today, I'm 37 years-old and recently out of a job. As my boyfriend refuses to pay more than half the rent as long as I live here, I have no choice but to move back in with my mom, 8 hours away. My boyfriend is quite happy to pay the entire rent as soon as I'm gone. FML
Today, I found out that after moving in with my mother and her boyfriend into his place two months ago, she's breaking up with him, and leaving me stuck with him. Awkward. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, my new boyfriend told me he has no interest in being a dad, never has, never will, so the first time I ask him for any sort of help with my son he’s out the door. I'd dump his ass, but my mum just died so I have nowhere to go, and literally cannot afford both rent and food without his wage. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
Today, my boyfriend of the last 2 years, who is suicidal and heavily depressed, left me because he thinks I "deserve better". Not to mention I was his best friend, therapist, mother and girlfriend all in one. He left me with rent due in a week and all other expenses because he couldn’t take care of me in return. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years, whom I just signed a year lease, broke up with me, exactly a week after my best friend's funeral in my last year of college. I can't afford to live in our apartment alone. I'm going to have to drop out and move in with my sister states away. FML
Today, I packed up to get ready to move to my boyfriend’s. I just graduated high school and I don’t get along with his mom, but I have no other choice of living. I was supposed to move in with his family tomorrow but now his mom won’t let me. It was last minute, and I’m basically homeless. FML
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Hangryko 32
If he's on the lease, you can sue him for being in arrears.
IHaveThePower 18
I sincerely hope you can find someone else who's worth your time, and loves all of you. That guy sounds like trash, and you deserve better.
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Comments (5)
IHaveThePower 18
I sincerely hope you can find someone else who's worth your time, and loves all of you. That guy sounds like trash, and you deserve better.
Hangryko 32
If he's on the lease, you can sue him for being in arrears.
RichardPencil 32
Was it really a surprise? Had he been interested in marriage and babies a few hours before? You should sue your ex-boyfriend for his share of the rent until your lease is up.
LiquIDMeow 6
Next time ur animal instinct for crotchgoblin kicks in - shut up before the next bf leaves
core01 30
Scream it louder, earlier. Weed 'em out fast.
Schm17ty 1
Anyone who can’t break up compassionately doesn’t deserve a partner. Talk to the exes before dating if possible. The situation sucks but it would have sucked worse if you’d already been married or had kids. Dodged a bullet.