Anonymous
Philippines
Today, I learned that shaving while feeling upset is a very bad idea. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
DaggerHole
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Australia
Itchy arse
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I learned that shaving my unibrow while drunk/high was a terrible idea. I also learned that one brow looks better than no brow. FML
WIno
United States
Today, I have discovered things not to do while drunk. Like shaving my legs. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
yggiz
United States
Today, I learned to never shave your downstairs when you have the hiccups. FML
Anonymous
Classic confusion
Today, while I was shaving my nose started to itch. Guess which I shaved and which I itched. FML
Anonymous
Henderson, United States
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Darwin_Award_Winner
Beaumont, United States
Today, in a drunken state, I decided that it would be a good idea to shave with a pizza cutter. FML
Anonymous
Itchy and scratchy
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Top comments
Keevarou 17
At least you learn from your mistakes :) Just be glad you did not use a 1 blade razor, that hurts even of you're not upset, believe me. But hey, you are still alive and know what to not do, so cheer up.
TheDrudgeChild 4
Guys, "emo" is a ripoff subculture for kids who want to wear depression as a fashion statement. I'd like to se a person with REAL, SERIOUS problems declare themselves to be emo in public. It's because of them that people who self harm for real reasons aren't taken seriously.
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Comments (113)
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Has* ****, I'm grammar Nazi-ing myself. Fml: Bringing out your inner Nazi and/or Stupidity since -insert date here-
ajwc 0
That's highly offense me. EMO is such a rude and hurtful term.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Fo' Shizzle.
perdix 31
Especially if you're shaving your pubes!
mzrobinson 13
Let's give a mental patient a gun! Then see what happens! Gosh, no common sense nowadays. SMH
kandi_kid69 15
:/ Smh= stupid abbreviation. Were you trying to be funny with your comment or was that in all seriousness?
reddudeover 2
Keep razors and scissors away from your genitals. Use nair and nair for men as smooth as a turtles carapace.
perdix 31
You were about to become my hero, but I went to the Nair for Men website and saw that their products say "do not use on genitals." Do you just go ahead and use it anyways? Perhaps it's safe to use "down there" but they haven't bothered testing it.
reddudeover 2
*Dick falls off oh shit! All I can say is I've never had a problem with it. :)
perdix 31
I might give it a try. I'm so old, I don't really need my dick anymore, I just like having it around, but if the maintenance becomes too much of a hassle...
DONTxCARE 0
Tell me all the details, please.
ICastillo 25
At # 26 your not emo your a Panda bear.
TiffanyGeorges 5
Hahahahhahaa
KaelaKhaotic 5
3, clearly you're retarded. Emo is music. You can't be music.