Today, I learned that shaving my unibrow while drunk/high was a terrible idea. I also learned that one brow looks better than no brow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I shaved half my eyebrow off trying to shave my uni-brow. FML
Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML
Today, I have discovered things not to do while drunk. Like shaving my legs. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Today, I learned that shaving while feeling upset is a very bad idea. FML
Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
Today, I actually pondered shaving off my eyebrows so I wouldn't have to go back to work. FML
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Top comments
irishdubr 0
Next time shave ur balls. In ur case no balls is better for the planet.
Tearz 0
Do you reply to first comment to be on top of the comment list? :C
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Comments (103)
Boogers 0
Hahaha! First comment! Funnnney.
loveyababe 0
way to be drunk AND high. if you were truly both, you kinda deserved what was coming to you.
Tearz 0
Do you reply to first comment to be on top of the comment list? :C
ndanick 4
Yeah, thats what some ppl do
Xero3g 5
I do it all the time. Also, I don't want to bother taking the time to scroll to the bottom.
hola13 0
u totally deserved it!
Je_mapelle 0
if you're seriously THAT lazy of a person, that's pretty sad. and also to the OP, why would you even HAVE a unibrow.. not very attractive..yuck
ElliexMarie 0
um. why the hellll would you do that when you're drunk ? wtf. YDI .
DeathShad0 1
Some people can't help it you know... Some people have HUGE eyebrows and don't do anything about it, because once you start you can never stop unless you want your whole forehead to be a giant harry Sasquatch ass.
dc443 0
What's wrong with being a little high and drunk? Sounds like somebody needs to learn how to have some fun
poezpoee 0
right on for gettin high as shit, idk about drinking though
FallenNevermorE 0
#75 if you mean why did he purposely grow one then you're an idiot. you can't make yourself not have one if your born with it... or just eventually grow it
oogyboogy 6
second Ha ha mine do to
ilikefish 0
I don't know, unibrows are kinda funny lookin' :P. #1 & #2 fail.
heythererebeccaa 0
nice job haha
wingedtoad 0
Haha, smooth. Once my friend accidentally shaved off one eyebrow. He shaved off the other for symmetry and to make it look intentional.
CryingHowls 0
yeah i'd prefer the symmetry...
sugarcupcake 0
Before you get drunk, hide all your shavers
AlfonzoRex 0
awe, that suuucks. ;
Alexweber929 14
And your cell phone, id rather shave myself compleatly bald than reap those consequences
Jay9313 0
don't do it at all
Jay9313 0
don't do it at all
usernameaz09_ 0
Keith?
_cheeseballs 0
LOL FYL for someone who knows it was you!
UrRightFML 0
HHA LOL... HAHAHHA LOL BUSTED!!
carpediem9_fml 0
haha