Today, a guy made fun of sexual assault victims, and laughed when he heard they’re getting money and support. He also said I look like his next victim. I hit him, unapologetically. My friends told me to apologise, and that he’s really a great guy. No longer my friends. Talk shit, get hit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bumped into a guy I bullied for years at a bar. He was actually cool and laughed about it, but my stupid drunk ass kept urging him to hit me because I felt bad about it. We went outside and he thrashed me. At least we're friends now, I guess… FML
Today, a guy hit my car, and I threatened to sue him after he started the conversation rudely. He told me to go ahead, because he doesn’t have any money or a job anyway, then because from his perspective he had nothing else really to lose, he kicked my ass. FML
Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML
Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I face-planted. I was going to say "Fuck you" and "I will kill you." It came out as "I will fuck you." He's still laughing. FML
Today I sent a message out to a support group to get and give support following a sexual assault, the person who responded and was giving advice was the person who assaulted me. FML
Today, my girlfriend totally emasculated me and made me a laughing stock when we got mugged and, instead of just handing over her purse like the guy said, she took out a stun gun and used it on him while I freaked out and cried. Now all my friends are laughing at me. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend and I told him that I was going to tickle him, to which he responded me how he’d “crack” me in the head so that I’d never even think about tickling him again. It threw me into a panic attack and people laughed. I’m a survivor of domestic violence. FML
Today, I got punched by a man for making fun of his stutter. I didn't. I stutter too. FML
Today, I went to my friend's house to celebrate her birthday but 3 of them ganged up on me and molested my arse cheeks. Later, someone found a wooden plank and spanked me hard. There was also a BB gun and my arse was the target. I have been a social outcast all my life, and these are my only friends, but I'm always hit. FML
Today, once again, I told a guy who’s been hounding me for ages that I’m not interested. After being asked repeatedly and turning him down politely for so long, I finally snapped and cussed his ass out. Now I’m known as "the bitch" for hurting such a "nice guy's" feelings. I need new friends. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Your friends are idiots. Move on and find ones who aren't steeped in rape culture.
justwanttobesocial...butalsonot 9
good for you!!
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Comments (11)
justwanttobesocial...butalsonot 9
good for you!!
Crowned Sataness 12
I'm so proud of you! people like that are dangerous as hell and any "friends" that support that don't deserve space in your life
RichardPencil 32
Your friends are idiots. Move on and find ones who aren't steeped in rape culture.
Anderling 33
Looks like the trash took itself out then. I’m proud of you!
Grizz8831 14
well, talk shit get shot, but Ice-T would still approve. well done
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Strange. He should have found being the victim of an assault at least as funny. Maybe you didn't him hard enough.
FakeFriendMagnet 1
Good for you! I wish everyone could have this mindset.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
You did the right thing in this situation. Throw those losers to the curb and find some new, good friends!
repKyle95 24
You did the right thing. Guy needed a bit of "percussive maintenance"