Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year-old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year-old uncle, and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML
Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several times, and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
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axislave 0
Sucks for you...go find yourself an older woman and show her to your dad lol
hayno 0
Marry her mom so you could be your own Grampa
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Comments (225)
altair_117 0
who the *** commented that he deserved it now? FFS GO **
thelonelylurker 0
Yea, and you know your 47-year-old dad is screwing your 22-year-old step mom everyday.
JanisEvans 10
It could be worse... My dad's last girlfriend was 2 years younger than I...
Fleecy 0
I kind of know how this feels on another level. A friend of mine is dating some one fifteen years older than her. All I can think about is that fact when she was born, he was in highschool. But, if it makes you feel any better OP.......techinically, You're THE UNCLE!! The eldest is always considered the uncle/aunt/whatever. My aunt is ONE week older than my brother. Traditionally, he'd have to call her aunt. Thankfully for him, we don't go by tradition.
caticaticati 3
Um, no. Your parents' siblings are your aunts and uncles. He is not the uncle. His step-mom's 14 year old brother is the uncle.
Fleecy 0
Shit my bad haha, you're totally right. Totally misread the OPs post. Disadvantage of still being half asleep.
dyld921 2
Screw her, both figuratively and literally.
fxdxhk90 0
Use it your advantage. You know women will always jump on men that they think are taken. So walk around with your new mother, and girls will be over you, especially if she is a milf. By the way, give your dad a high five, he is awesome.
DangerousBabee 0
That's ****** up on sooo many levels.. FYL.
DG2929 0
fyl
pwnrzero 0
this is one of the few fmls i actually bother clicking fml on ur life is totally ******. look at the bright side. ur stepmom wont complain that much if u throw a party, cuz she had one, like what, a year ago?
Ranoona 0
wow fyl dude.