Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year-old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year-old uncle, and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML
Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several times, and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and my dad met for the first time. We discovered that they are each other's exes, and not only that, my girlfriend, whom I have been dating, hanging out, confiding with, being intimate with, shared each other's first times, and plan to marry, is actually my half-sister. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
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Top comments
MaramaBreaksFace 0
Your aunt is a bitch.
emer_helena 0
If they get married that's gonna be really hard to explain
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MaramaBreaksFace 0
Your aunt is a bitch.
FarSide 23
The sister's stuff is usually better.
suaveneanderthal 0
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why the hell would you not say my mom's sister? how much easier is that to understand? not only that but it sounds a lot worse and this website is all about the shock factor. no one wants to have to think about your fml.
kosscom 0
She's a ****. Why dont you get in on the action. Have some good old fashioned lesbian playtime. Just stick a finger in her ass already and get it started. Stop being a whiny bitch.
frannytrois64 0
She's aslo a hoe ;)
kisalycorsis34 0
Well OP, at least it wasn't your aunt on your father's side. Then your life would really suck.
emer_helena 0
If they get married that's gonna be really hard to explain
GreenDaysGeekGrl 0
I agree. Lol. "Hey, this is my aunt/mom." Weird. :
stat 0
ya that sucks, my mom is married to my uncle from my dads side. its weird to explain...
PrickleyCity 0
My dad married my aunt. Only it's his dead brother's widow. It's so awkward to explain to people. And my cousin is now my brother. I feel for the OP :[
krispybacon4321 23
85- Same
jivealive_5 0
Well I guess you could say at least you know the woman and know what's she's like? And hey, if it's as you say and your dad has had few relationships and he's happy then just go with it and be happy for him! Not like it's illegal or anything :)
aback 5
He's a real optimist, isn't he? Look at it this way--if they get married, you can send her a card that says "Merry Christmas, Auntie Mom!"
IceCubez 0
They print cards for that?!?!
perryscherry 0
i lol'd
paprikacha 9
...that's pretty ****** up.
skiBOAT 0
Dating your ex's sister doesn't work when you have kids...D:
lalaleela 0
I know how you feel
Jojul 0
Man that is sick...
LasAranas 0
What's wrong with that? Your mom's been gone for a long time, and they're not connected by blood or anything. I think you're overreacting.
akvandervort 21
She said her aunt on her mom's side... meaning that her dad is now dating her mom's sister. So, yes they are connected by blood. I wish people would read and think before they make comments.
Herbal_fml 0
Or it could be her mom's brother's wife that they haven't divorced yet, or they have divorced but she still calls that woman "aunt".
lollerskater 0
@16, I think 12, by "they", he/she meant OP's dad and aunt aren't blood-related... you read, but you didn't really think about it . . . how ironic...
EverWatcher 0
This reminds me of a movie where two women are talking about a guy they like. First one says "you can't have him, he's my nephew", to which the second replies "well, he's not MY nephew".
Moemoemoe_fml 0
akvandervort, are you a retard or just a HUGE prude???? Who the heck gives a crap about whether the kids are related to the aunt or not?? The guy and her are NOT related by blood in any way, so they can f**k all they want!
Barlaw 0
#67 The movie you are talking about is in fact a porno from the early '80s, it's at the end
westop 0
I agree. It's not like its his own sister. . .
junaho 0
Your halfsiblings will be your halfcousins!
ijrnelson 0
Her half-siblings will be her normal cousins