Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year-old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year-old uncle, and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML
Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several times, and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
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axislave 0
Sucks for you...go find yourself an older woman and show her to your dad lol
hayno 0
Marry her mom so you could be your own Grampa
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Comments (225)
liveitlearnit 0
Did your dad ever realize that he was 25 when she was born? Ew.
yaktazuki 0
Epic
yaktazuki 0
You know what, who really ******* cares? These fmls are starting to suck
mayfield 0
it's either: 1) your step mom wants something from your dad 2) your dad's a dilf but anywho, go dad!! :)
naughtybabyjesus 0
On the bright side, she will probably buy you beer.
Nicole_Narcotic 0
Her son actually isn't your uncle, he's your stepbrother. He'd be your uncle if one of your grandparents had gotten married to someone with a kid. So your life isn't that bad.
Njord09 2
People at FML please add the: so what?! option for us. not a FML at all. your father likes young chicks. so will you when you are his age. just hope you can either look good or afford to have a 22 when you are 47. grow up.
White667 0
Haha, don't kid yourself dude, 17 year olds don't get with 22 year olds.
Poke_my_mon 0
I'm an 18 year old with a 22 year old? And she was 22 when I was 17.
rayzerwolf 0
same thing happend to e a few years ago ..(i am female though) i chased that hoe out of the house after her little brother tryed to steal my dead mothers wedding ring
hazelwolfeyes 0
#131 you should have run them out n run them over with a car. you dont even have to run them over. if you can get the speed right, all you have to do is hit their legs in the right spot n they are brake or in alot of pain...then get out, kick them in the ribs...n youd have felt so much better. :D im all for age is just a number...but there has to be a limit...if its truely love then cool...if not...then figure out what shes really there for...n get her ass kicked out...
imissmysister 0
omg! the same thing happened to me just 3 months ago!