Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year-old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year-old uncle, and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML
Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several times, and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
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axislave 0
Sucks for you...go find yourself an older woman and show her to your dad lol
hayno 0
Marry her mom so you could be your own Grampa
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Comments (225)
cthulhu1138 1
I don't see how your dad's love life is your problem.
eapl 0
Well, my dad is 46 and he is dating a 17 year old. My brother is the same age as her, infact my dad met her because my brother and her were friends. Yeah, I'm the fourteen year old in this story. Still, it's not that bad.....unless she's a bitch.
Sanrio90 8
That's extremely creepy. Sorry that your potential stepmom is in the same highschool as you or could be.
YouLameFace 0
Maybe you can get her mom to marry your dad.
danthemanfosho 0
so she was 8 when she had your uncle................
imessedupfml 0
thats horrible you poor poor kid, and thats pretty nasty that your dad would date someone that young and its messed that your new uncle is younger than you...... FYL for sure
alyse0_fml 0
Wow only 5 years older than you? You have a creepy dad and 164 has an EXTREMELY sick dad. I saw something just like that on the Steve Wilkos show. FYL and their life
davek 36
Heh, Oedipus complex much?
missshelbo 0
... Except the fact that Oedipus killed his father, married his mother, and had four children by her... But sure, the situations are practically identical. :/
Heart_FML 0
CrisMes: Its Accept, not EXCEPT!
Tulipwings 0
Why is it people always assume that a young woman dating an older man is always either a gold digger or someone with severe emotional issues? It seems to me that conservatism, even in today's world, is still extremely prevalent. Did it ever occur to anyone what all of that "love is blind" stuff really meant? It means, loves sees no race, religion, age, gender, etc.... it has nothing to do with anything so superficial. Yes, I've dated older men, I've also dated men my own age. When it comes to deciding who I'm going to spend my time with, I don't care what they look like, as long as they make me happy. I just wish others could open their minds just a bit and not be so quick to judge. It seems hate still derives from fear of the unknown...
kisses_4_moi 0
my dad is 49 and he is dating a 35 year old. my mom is 44 and is divorced with my dad. FML
RyanEwing 6
Traded in for the newer model?
girl_oftha_year 0
Technically, he's not your uncle. And not all women who date older men are gold diggers. My boyfriend is 37, his son's are 17 and 11. I'm 21. I'm not a gold digger. I actually thought he was lying about his age when he told me he is 37. I still love him just the same. And my youngest sibling is 16.....so kinda similar to your situation I suppose.