Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year-old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year-old uncle, and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML
Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several times, and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
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axislave 0
Sucks for you...go find yourself an older woman and show her to your dad lol
hayno 0
Marry her mom so you could be your own Grampa
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Joecrook 0
what if she says "I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf". and she grabs me by the wiener...
djb23 0
Shut the **** up! great movie
Bastet1981 3
Just be happy for him :)
YerPal 0
Make a point of calling her "mom" every chance you get, and call her brother "uncle" every chance you get. Awkward!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I think it's hilarious that everyone thinks that she'd be willing to screw the son. There's a huge difference between 17 and 22, especially if the female is the older age. And if she's been dating an older guy-- like Dad-- it's highly unlikely that she would be remotely attracted to his son.
moshee 0
take this rare chance and become your own father-in-law
mintyfresca 2
that's ok. no worries. my dad's wife is 1.5 years younger than me. and they have 2 kids. i have a 4-yr old half sister and a 1-yr old half brother. I'm 33. My dad's wife's dad calls him sir.
redblueviolet 0
Owch, that sucks. Hopefully she's in it for love...
TheHardwick3 7
There seems to be alot of blonds on here the 14 year old is her BROTHER not her son
mylifeisfedddddd 0
so ur dad's new wife had sex when she was 8?
dirtyrawr 0
If you are referring to the '14-year-old' he is the wife's BROTHER not son. Hence the uncle comment... dumbass.
cucuto89 0
i call fake, you JUST found out your dad got remarried a YEAR ago? and your only 17 so I think you would've found out a while ago given the way custody usually works
airplanefood 0
Nope, I didn't find out my dad got remarried for a while either. Not everyone has the perfect half at dad's half at mom's house rule. I don't know which movies you've watched but that's NOT how custody has to work. Unless you have personal experience or know through friends, you're allowed to make ignorant comments but please don't make ignorant flames.
sillyking44 0
Hey OP you've got a MILF, i'm sure daddy will be out of the house sometime LOL.