Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year-old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year-old uncle, and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML
Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several times, and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
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axislave 0
Sucks for you...go find yourself an older woman and show her to your dad lol
hayno 0
Marry her mom so you could be your own Grampa
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Comments (225)
fireman919 0
it sounds like a manga
CJ090 0
its the girs brother not son please read next time
DaBombb316 0
it was a little brother not a kid dumbass
heavenandhell 0
way to go dad
nintennuendo 0
This is like EVERY JAPANESE H-GAME STORY ever.
Dragodon64 0
Nah... most of those involve lolicons. Milfs are pretty common too, though.
dancelover1012 0
Wow.......yeah, FYL. One of my friends, her dad's getting remarried after her parents got divorced. Good luck with your new stepmom!
blueworld_fml 0
Actually, given the ol' rule of 1/2 her age + 7, she can't be your girlfriend, if she's 22: 22/2 = 11 11 + 7 = 18. The oldest girl allowed to date you is 20. Keep dreaming, though...
ndawgg 6
Thanks for that slightly sexist equation. Where does the 7 come from?
fudrick 0
@48 How the **** is that sexist?
plexico 4
Your dad is a total stud and you'd better hope you age like him. Evidently, your mom is old and decrepit by now which is why your dad tossed her. You'd better hope you don't age like her. Does your dad's wife have a sister?
ecfrost 4
I'm actually wondering, after the phrasing of this FML, if his mother died and that's why his father remarried and didn't tell him right away. In which case he could probably still age like his mom and be okay.
plexico 4
If his mom died, then she did a really, really poor job of aging. If that is the case, he'd better pray doubly hard to be like his dad. I'm also thinking that maybe he is still a little too young to nail his dad's wife now, and his dad is still has the energy to satisfy her, but in a few years, the dad could slow down and the OP's age difference with the wife becomes less important, shit could start to happen. I'm just saying. . .
aback 5
I don't think the woman married him for the sex. If a young woman marries an old man, it's not usually because she just loves ******* old men. It's the money.
plexico 4
It's probably both. 47 is not old, it is middle-aged. As a middle-aged man, I have a lot more control than I did when I was a young man. Instead of the embarrassment of premature ejaculation, I have to deal with a wife who figures that since she has "come" a few times that I need to finish so she can get to sleep. I hope you younger men don't underestimate the stiff competition we older guys can put up. We also usually have a helluva lot more money than you, too. I haven't gotten poorer as I've gotten older.
Sanrio90 8
Wow, more misogyny from plexico? No way! *shock, gasp, amazed*
plexico 4
Misogyny? Hatred of women? Huh? Wha'?
je_vous_aime 0
It's possible that she's completely legit. I mean, even though my bf doesn't have any kids, I'm 19 and he's 36 so it would be possible for him to have kids that are as old as me if he had them really young. It's not creepy or weird if that's just what happens. I know that it must be strange to have a step-mom who could be your sister but I guess just try to be happy for your dad and don't think about it too much. good luck.
hecuva 0
LOL that's amazing, i'm 19 and my boyfriend is 36 aswell... it seems very common these days
LOL_FYL 0
wtf? that girl had a kid when she was 8!??!?!
ecfrost 4
It's her brother not her kid.
sillylung 0
Wow...just wow...you obviously didn't fully read the FML or you are that stupid.