Stephie2009
United States
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ladylarni
Australia
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
xkal174
United States
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
eyerollplease
Today, after recently celebrating our third wedding anniversary, my husband and I watched my mom and his dad say, "I do." I'm now married to my step-brother. FML
Guy
O Fallon, United States
Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML
SierraCheyenne
Hannibal, United States
Today, my parents finally got married. At the after-party, my mother got drunk and informed me that even though she and my father were now married, it doesn't change the fact that I'm still a bastard. FML
stepsister
United States
Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML
Beefballs
Canada
Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year-old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year-old uncle, and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML
photonut13
Canada
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out my mother had remarried, and that I was getting a stepfather and stepbrother. However, I found out about it 30 minutes before we left to pick them up from the airport, and also found out that I'm losing my bedroom. FML
Jenni
Noooo, not him
Today, my mother arranged for me to meet the man she is planning to marry. Turns out, my future stepfather is also my creepy old boss, who spent 4 months hitting on me before I quit a year ago. FML
quickfingers100
United Kingdom
Patronising
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
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spikey818 9
it's like you have a little brother.
Phustercluck 11
What's with all the people saying they love cougars? Those are dangerous creatures!!
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Comments (86)
CACC_fml 0
**** him
greeneyedgoalie7 0
that's creepy
KingDingALing 9
No! What's wrong with you?! She should suck him off.
Blink182ftw 0
that, is ****** up
TenderizeMe 0
Atleast he has money.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
38 how do you know he has money? Usually when the young ones go after the old ones they're the ones who want money..
Currentlyonfire 4
blink182 is a gay band. Rick astley is the ma'am. never gonna give you up bitch.
redsfan 4
atleast you can kick his ass
Bobtheknob 0
☻/ Hi im bob, copy paste me /▌together we can help women / we can stop women suffrage We dont want them to suffer
aardvarkish 17
79, old joke
lildevil963 0
does tht mean u can ground him
ravenousrhino 0
I smell a cougar
Mierda2k 1
if the age thing is a problem then it's easily resolved.... just marry ur mum.
tweetbaby14 18
97 I'm pretty sure that's illegal... also what woman would want to marry their own mother?
88yasha 7
really?
atalia831 0
cougar!
wintamint101 7
cougar alertt
_HeadShot_ 0
3
greeneyedgoalie7 0
nahhh that's me
greeneyedgoalie7 0
**** lol
x_pgmg 3
bahahaha mom is rockin' the cradle...ew..
MrsxBillxKaulitz 5
*robbing
WearingHats 14
More like robbing the uterus.
W4X 0
People are crazy.
spikey818 9
it's like you have a little brother.
iGreen_Day 0
that bangs your mom
crazymase 9
wrong way to get a new sibling
phreshboi 1
lol true
TheDrifter 24
That's a great way to get a sibling. I'm five years older than my stepmother, it's like she's a little sister. I even went to the bar with her and da to celebrate her 21st.
dabomb_17 2
loll green dayy
Cjw1220 0
Wowzers. Do you have to change his diapers?
perdix 31
Go Cougar MILF!
mario75 0
rolf.
ericag 0
cougars are Hott go your mom!
mario75 0
sick
DarkHelmet 10
Well then assert your dominance over his ass now so he knows who's the Boss!!! But that's definitely a WIN for your mom for being a Cougar & a MILF
FLCL4711Fox 0
so does that mean if your dad does something wrong you can ground him?