Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year-old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year-old uncle, and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML
Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several times, and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
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axislave 0
Sucks for you...go find yourself an older woman and show her to your dad lol
hayno 0
Marry her mom so you could be your own Grampa
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Comments (225)
axislave 0
Sucks for you...go find yourself an older woman and show her to your dad lol
BobNietzsche 0
Better yet. Steal her from him. "Hey, Dad. Yoink!"
wakingzombies 0
WAHAHAHAHAHA. Nice, 5. OP, think positive: She's definitely a MILF, now!
biiiiizzzay 0
i wonder how the sex will be when he hits 50. shes gunna end up ******* his son.
Ox_Baker 0
YDI for being a hillbilly.
Emberlin 0
Has this woman been living with you for a year and you JUST now figured out that they are married? I don't understand
DameGreyWulf 1
@57: I have some family members marriages where the woman is quite younger than the man. The men and women that do this are too retarded to think that far ahead; the woman bitches because she still wants to have fun (whether that means the bed or going out), the man bitches because he's too tired. That being said, I have an aunt a year older than me. My grandfather was a player, and now he's a lonely old man.
Four 0
This so so fake.. are you telling me this woman got knocked up when she was 7 and had her baby when she was 8? No way she has a 14 yr old child.
ashbaby010 0
#124 - it said she had a 14 year old brother not a 14 year old son.
Fml37 0
Yeah, you seriously need to learn how to read 124.
JessTrek 0
**** you redneck. To the OP, shitty. So shitty.
cookiemonster17 0
#5 is epic win hiluh
Mace2040 1
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
MollyXD124 7
Wouldn't that be your step brother, not uncle.?
sammy18f 9
MollyXD124...you're an idiot.
Greendarthpotato 0
These relationship ones are always funny, especially with age differences.
Rakayum 0
too many numbers to be a good fml.
sutianneli 13
Too little brain cells to understand humor?
setbaby 0
Definitely FYL dude..
TomFantastic 0
Nah he can totally hang out with her friends and get some on the easy, not an FML at all just a new opportunity
jumpman3000 0
#58, i whole-heartedly agree
genius_man16 1
wow I never thought if it that way #58. That is indeed an epic win. Either that or just **** your 'mom'.
fawfulster 11
That might turn into an epic WINcest!
metheonlyb 17
#102 is ******* hilarious! I laughed my lungs out!
sammy18f 9
It's so funny how little boys always think they'll get laid so easily just because a girl is around.
biiiiizzzay 0
wow. i think shes a gold digger. why? BECAUSE 22 YEAR OLDS DONT MARRY 47 YEAR OLDS. HES OLD ENOUGH TO BE HER DAD!
NDouglas 0
You need to get out there more. There are lots of early 20's marrying late 40's... It's not always for money.
Dantheman26 0
Yes it is or they are incredibly stupid
riley0_0 0
no, not at all actually
biiiiizzzay 0
thats the case most of the time.
ImFree17 0
Eh its hard to say. She COULD be in love with him but its probably for the security. Cuz older men tend to have better job and financial security than younger men.
marleyvk 0
There ARE some really good looking older men. Look at Johnny Depp, he's 47 and I would marry him in a second on looks alone.
HeathyLoo 0
Johnny depp is 48(:
wroughtinfire 0
Your dad = win. As long as there's no crazy stuff going on, I do not see a problem. Sorry though, that's gotta be a bit rough to explain.
drummr777 0
Whoa. That's pretty messed up. FYL big time....
EMR_fml 0
Dad ftw
DD666w00t 0
I think you should steal your dad's wife
ForestFire0 1
I agree, kudos for the dad. Either he has enough money to "attract" young women, or he is in good enough shape to genuinely attract them.
aback 5
Plus, he's shallow enough to get a trophy wife. Winner dad all around!
LadyAlathia 0
Yeah, or he just doesn't want to raise some 35 year old divorcee's kids.
neonokku 0
oh man, that's terrible