Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Today, I found out my soon to be ex-husband is going to be a father. We spent our entire marriage unsuccessfully trying for a baby. The mother of his unborn child isn't his new girlfriend, but someone else he was cheating on her with. Our divorce isn't even finalized yet. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
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Yudith 28
At least he's not going to marry your girlfriend's daughter. Now that would have been awkward.
TxKitten 8
if you're an adult, it doesn't matter... it'll be a bit odd at family get togethers,, but other than that, nothing wrong with it.
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Comments (8)
Yudith 28
At least he's not going to marry your girlfriend's daughter. Now that would have been awkward.
2deployments1divorce 11
Go watch a movie called Lone Star State of Mind.
TxKitten 8
if you're an adult, it doesn't matter... it'll be a bit odd at family get togethers,, but other than that, nothing wrong with it.
spinspinsugar 12
dude, Idgaf how old they are. his gf will be his stepsister and you don't find that weird?
TxKitten 8
Is it a little odd? Yes. But if they are adults it has far less impact on their life in general than if the o.p. and his gf are teenagers. If they are teenagers, then I can see a weurd/gross factor, and to date would be inappropriate in some states. And if they'd be living in the same house as brither/sister, then definitely not ok. But, if they are adults, and not living with their parents, then it has little impact.
Michael Sawyer 11
My step-sister and I dated in High School. We got together in 1996 and dated right up until my mother and her father got married. We both get a kick out of telling people that we used to date our step sibling and watching their reactions. Then we will tell the rest of the story and say.. how do you think that our parents met (by they way it was my senior prom in 1997 when my mom and her dad met, married 2 years later). There is NO BLOOD relation between you and your possible step sister, do not let it get to you there is nothing wrong with it. If you decide to stay together try and find the funny in it like my Step-sister and I did.
mcsmee 8
Just think how much fun you'll have telling everyone that you married your step-sister (assuming it goes that far).
RichardPencil 32
Just make sure your future children know that you were with your mom BEFORE she became your step-sister. It'll be harder explaining how their paternal grandmother and maternal grandmother are the same person. Your family tree is a banzai.
bigdikbubls 5
"we're home all alone stepbro"
jfigley 5
Thats hilarious 🤣
juggalo2 22
As long as you don't live in the same house it's not tough at all. It all depends on your age.
BurnInDemonFire 39
It's not like it's illegal for you to carry on dating her when she becomes your stepsister.