Today, I jokingly tried to convince my girlfriend that Wyoming was a government conspiracy and did not exist. She believed me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said, "Can't, bigamy's illegal." I still don't know if she was joking or not, because she keeps changing the subject whenever I mention it. FML
Today, my girlfriend, whom I thought I would marry, broke up with me. She broke up with me because I don't believe the government controls the weather. Um, what? FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years actually believes that the Earth is flat. FML
Today, I finally got to see my favorite aunt after months of her living far away with her new boyfriend. She now believes the Earth is flat, gravity is fake, the government is run by reptiles, and that vaccines are the devil themselves. She won't stop trying to convince me of her conspiracies. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years took offense to a "That's what she said joke", and blew up, saying she doesn't like those jokes. She thinks that she is the "She" of the jokes every time I guess. I tried explaining how the jokes work, but she wouldn't believe me. She says that I'm just lying. FML
Today, I told my on and off girlfriend as a joke that I stalked her two years ago. She didn't believe me. When I say she didn't believe me, I mean she didn't believe it was a joke. FML
Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend. She dumped me because she was moving to Wyoming. I guess Wyoming is code for my friend's apartment. FML
Today, I found out that my whole family thinks my girlfriend is imaginary. I sent her a text in front of them telling her that. She never responded. FML
Today, despite all of the pictures and proof of my fiancé, my parents still think I have an imaginary boyfriend. They met him, and were there when he proposed. They think it's all a joke. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making fun of a photo album on Facebook containing pictures of two friends who just got engaged. I jokingly asked her to marry me. She said yes. We have been dating for two months. She's not in on the joke. FML
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Shadow6969 0
You should ba a salesman!
DocBastard 40
The cruelest thing you can do to fools is prank them. She obviously doesn't have the mental capacity to disbelieve you.
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Comments (119)
blcksocks 19
Next step: tell her the Dakotas aren't real.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Nothing is real, man. We're all just monkeys hooked up to computers, programmed to think what we're doing is real. All we are is a dream of an alien-god illuminati sitting right beside us with robots in our brains. Crazy shit, I tell you.
lilhellian 27
33 I showed your comment to someone... She believed you.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Thank God there are people out there willing to accept the truth, it's not healthy to live in denial all your "life."
lilhellian 27
But But denial is so comfy:(
brandon3747 16
Whaleninjapoo
TheLittlePug 3
Hey, she may be a gullible person but to be fair she trusts that everything you tell her is the truth. She's your girlfriend!
Selphis 20
My thoughts exactly...
ICastillo 25
Are you kidding me....she should know Wyoming is a state. Come on man.
starbunnytwinkle 3
Nah, there's a big difference between trusting in your boyfriend and being a gullible idiot. She's just a gullible idiot.
anitadoody 7
"Trust" isn't the same as "turning our brain off and accepting every (even the most absurd) information". She's just stupid and unable to analyze facts by herself.
PrincessLiLi_fml 7
On an unrelated note; Your profile name/pic makes me happy.
JAMSM 6
92 - yeah, the doctor said you have a disease where if you don't give me a ******** every six hours, you'll die.
secretsymbiote21 5
Sounds like somebody needs to pay more attention in school.
CallmeRyuzaki 0
They should make a movie about this. Conspiracy theory II.
debbster7 18
There's nothing wrong with having a gullible girlfriend. You might even be able to use it to your advantage. ;)
BulldogHoops 14
There's a fine line between trolling and felony
KiddNYC1O 22
Freak!
perdix 31
Wyoming is just as real as Iraq's weapons of mass destruction. Hey, I fell for that one like most Americans did. Damn you, Colin Powell! He told the UN how much Iraq possessed of various chemical weapons to three significant figures!!
gman90210 18
They also waited 8 months or more to go in at which time it gave them more than enough time to ship to Syria Pakistan and Egypt so they were there we just gave them time to move them
loserman67 36
Next, convince her that the ingestion of semen promotes strong chip-free fingernails and shiny manageable hair with no split ends. You gotta marry this one, you'll be set for life. "I swear Honey, the goverment says that I have to spend every Sunday during football season with the guys at the bar. It promotes strong male bonding in case we ever go to war and have to act as a fighting unit."
lelo007 11
I have read that semen does provide whiter teeth, whether it's true or not is another story. But it's a great source of protein! You can't go wrong with that sales pitch.
DarthVader77 9
Marry her! Especially if she has the looks. Even if she is average, you cannot ask for more than her. :)
rooney0710 5
You should feel good about yourself...
smashlea11 2
I live in Wyoming, so am I a conspiracy theory dun dun duhhhh!
gman90210 18
Yes yes you are