yikes
Globehead
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years actually believes that the Earth is flat. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
B-Ry
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
One of those people
Today, I had a date with a girl. The chemistry was just right and she seemed perfect in every way until she staunchly insisted that the earth is flat. FML
what did i marry
Memphis, United States
Today, I had to explain to my husband that the Earth is not flat. He didn’t believe me. FML
anonymous
Monroe, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Anonymous
Houston, United States
Oh no…
Today, I was telling my girlfriend about how my parents are flying out to Japan today on vacation. She was shocked at how short the flight will be, because "It's on the other side of the world." We live in the USA, and it seems I'm dating a Flat Earther. FML
Inez333
Today, I finally got to see my favorite aunt after months of her living far away with her new boyfriend. She now believes the Earth is flat, gravity is fake, the government is run by reptiles, and that vaccines are the devil themselves. She won't stop trying to convince me of her conspiracies. FML
GodSquad
Blackburn, United Kingdom
Mad beliefs
Today, I found out that the girl I've fallen in love with is a "young-earth/dinosaurs-lived-with-humans" crackpot. FML
Daddy.
Australia
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
TotallyDoneDating
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
markderanjer
Ealing, United Kingdom
Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend enough of a superstitious twat to believe the world is going to end on December 21st, she actually thinks it's an acceptable excuse to go sleep around with other men. FML
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Brightside86 31
Undoubtedly done for political reasons as suppose to scientific.
protoskore 27
well, at least you'll never have to take her on a trip around the world
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spinningrecords 14
That can either be an endearing quality or a show killer, your choice.
poopface82 25
Mine believes in aliens and Bigfoot, but lots of intelligent people believe crazy shit. Personally I believe we only went to the moon because Nixon needed a distraction.
Brightside86 31
Undoubtedly done for political reasons as suppose to scientific.
Brightside86 31
Pretty sure 0% of people believe the world is flat and its just people trolling.
RichardPencil 32
If she's not flat, just play along.
protoskore 27
well, at least you'll never have to take her on a trip around the world
tiptoppc 21
Threaten to take her to the edge and chuck her off of it. This can be some fun trolling if done right.
Blossom89 3
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