Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend. She dumped me because she was moving to Wyoming. I guess Wyoming is code for my friend's apartment. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend is moving to Arkansas, and my girlfriend is going with him. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is trying to get her ex-boyfriend to move up here. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML
Today, I saw my ex-boyfriend at Wal-Mart. This would have been fine had he not broken up with me because he was "moving to Canada." FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend from high school has been at her new college for a week. She broke up with me because she wanted to meet new people and leave high school behind her. That was understandable… until my best friend showed me texts from her trying to arrange to hook up with him when she’s back. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Where your friend can visit the Grand Tetons and Jackson Hole? I’ll bet Dick Cheney is getting a workout.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Sounds like you're better off. Both places are shit-holes.
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RichardPencil 32
Where your friend can visit the Grand Tetons and Jackson Hole? I’ll bet Dick Cheney is getting a workout.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Sounds like you're better off. Both places are shit-holes.