Today, I jokingly tried to convince my girlfriend that Wyoming was a government conspiracy and did not exist. She believed me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, my girlfriend and I were making fun of a photo album on Facebook containing pictures of two friends who just got engaged. I jokingly asked her to marry me. She said yes. We have been dating for two months. She's not in on the joke. FML
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Shadow6969 0
You should ba a salesman!
DocBastard 40
The cruelest thing you can do to fools is prank them. She obviously doesn't have the mental capacity to disbelieve you.
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Comments (119)
Zephianaxo 7
I'd say this was understandable if you were in Canada, since we don't learn about geography in the states... But you aren't so I guess she should've paid more attention in school.
Enslaved 38
Now, tell her to say "Idaho" three times fast! (:
ICastillo 25
^^^ I wonder how many people are going to try this after they read it .
ManInTheMachine 20
Or tell her Idaho is the state's slang name, and that the proper pronunciation is "I'm the *****."
Enslaved 38
I'm guessing all of them. Even the guys. Hahahha, suckers!
desertlovebird 11
Now that just too funny
Jamesjustin 3
But it's true
Chazzzor 10
She is a fool, but you are a class A jerk. In the long run, you are the bigger fool - She will eventually learn you cannot be trusted. She has my sympathy - You get only contempt from me.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Someone can't take a joke...
Scotticus117 11
44 you must be a ditz too then lol. my dad convinced my mom there was striped paint before and they've been married for over 25 years now. that being said you're gf sounds like an idiot OP. wyoming is clearly a state, that's not a hard fact to dispute.
Spectre529 12
Either you got skill, or she doesn't have the proper mental capacity.
Schizomaniac 24
I dunno, man. Blinding believing Wyoming is not a state is pretty damn stupid.
BetinhaG3 2
Funny my first thought was she's probably thinking this dumb a$$ thinks I believe him. My second thought was hey she's your girlfriend..
Warmonger_Smurf 29
*Waves hand* This is not the state you're looking for
BlueFlatts 20
Maybe she just turned the tables on you. Knowing that Wyoming exists, but not wanting to make you feel bad because you think it's a government conspiracy.
xsaschax 11
There was an episode of Garfield where they said Wyoming didn't exist and it meant 'there's no state here'. I think it was Garfield.