Today, my girlfriend and I were making fun of a photo album on Facebook containing pictures of two friends who just got engaged. I jokingly asked her to marry me. She said yes. We have been dating for two months. She's not in on the joke. FML
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML
Today, I announced to my friends that I'd proposed to my girlfriend and she'd said yes. I thought they'd be happy for me, since they were the ones who introduced me to her after all. Instead, they all were flabbergasted. One told me, "You realize we set you up with that fat chick as a joke, right?" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her sister's wedding. I took it as a sign so after we got home, I proposed. She laughed and said no way. I'm done. FML
Today, I logged on Facebook and saw my friend who'd been engaged, then broke the engagement, then got back together announce their new wedding date: three days before my wedding. She also sent me a message asking if I'd move my date. We've been planning our wedding for two years. She got engaged six months ago. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, my girlfriend of one month and I had an amazing night of dinner and dancing, but when I leaned in to kiss her, she said, "You're joking right?" FML
Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML
Today, my girlfriend informed me that we aren't officially dating until she changes her Facebook relationship status. We've been "dating" for 3 months. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML
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perdix 31
A joke, eh? I have a feeling that the punch line is going to involve your crotch.
Vexation 0
OP, run.
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Comments (146)
Vexation 0
OP, run.
ggooo3 0
oh teh noes!
ChrisSG 0
run as far as you can!!
yucayucatan 0
damn! and when you tell her it was a joke be ready to get kicked in the balls
syedlink27 0
do you think my head will fit in between?
trueblue42 4
ouch
hairdreser0nfire 0
Just ask her to go "halfsies" on the ring, I'm sure she will love that.
iampunk 0
lmfao hairdresser.
cookiezwin 0
lol run away groom
TheOtherNewest1 6
You win an internetz!
PeachesnCream88 0
Shit u seem to be in quite a pickle :|
MuchDance90s 0
Not something you joke about with certain girls -- and looks like yours is one of those! YDI, only a little
12596 0
karma
ImJustMosh 0
Obviously you get bad karma for making jokes these days
guckylynn 19
Marriage isn't something you should joke about with anyone ever.
todo350 0
64 - You may joke. No one will ever propose to you.
joooeee 3
67 hahaha. it's funny cause it's true
lostprophets7000 0
67/79 win
fthku 13
I can't believe this got thumbed up so much. What is so forbidden about marriage you can't joke about it? Lighten up people, please.
nersa426 0
what an asshole you are
Senseless_487 29
Better make sure she knows you were joking, or you could be in some deep trouble!
marinus_fml 20
Dude, stay engaged, but don't plan your wedding for another couple years...saves you having to buy her an engagement ring now i guess?
ImJustMosh 0
Maybe it's a girl?
marinus_fml 20
WTF you smoke in the Netherlands. OP's girlfriend is a girl, and even if OP is also a girl, it's not uncommon to get an engagement ring if they were lesbian. So why does it matter if OP is a girl.
lancome_fml 0
I don't smoke anything. Just sayin'. ;)
FYLorYDIohno 12
rawr fiesty
BrittanyB94 0
your super hot haha
abjohnson117 0
Bro you are totally right
nycy 0
GTFO while you still have the chance OP
541MedfazWcM 0
agreed
underguarded 20
double agreed
imperfect14 0
triple agreed ^^
yuhimjesus 0
C-c-c combo breakerrr
SChew 6
^ lol
syedlink27 0
lmao!! epic win for referencing Killer Instinct.. they should let you rule the world for a day or something.. you win
zakkyzebra 11
I love that game!
perdix 31
A joke, eh? I have a feeling that the punch line is going to involve your crotch.
vtsocks 2
lol, that's funny
omgshaylaaa 0
you hit the nail on the head ;)
dudeitsdanny 10
Let's just hope she doesn't hit the head with a nail..
ifyouseekamy666 0
hehe u guys win lol xP
Lo0o0o0oveMe 11
I see what you did there :3
dudeitsdanny 10
I'm gonna say this isn't your fault. I jokingly asked my girlfriend to marry me a lot when we first started dating, and she'd know it was a joke. She still knows that while I would marry her, my proposals are all jokes. Your girlfriend is just creepy D: RUN FOR YOUR ******* LIFE! Change your name, get surgery, and move as far away from her as possible.. THEN send her an untraceable letter telling her it's over. I don't think it's safe to tell her in person.
dudeitsdanny 10
And, just because it's amusing, here's a text from my girlfriend earlier, since some girls CAN take and make a joke: "I'm ready to settle down. I'm getting frustrated. What are your intentions? Are you ever gonna propose? Do you want kids? I want 8. Sneezy, Dopey, Sleepy, Happy, Grumpy, Bashful, Doc, and Topanga.
BahahahLOL 0
lawl
waiting4u 0
agreed
marleyvk 0
"Topanga" wiiiin.
corytheboss 0
12 your girlfriend I'd freaking amazing :D you lucky dog. haha
nikki0rikki 0
haha(: that's super cool of your girlfriend. (/
Cinn_fml 23
Well, this is a good example of why you don't say things you don't mean, or make it VERY obvious you're joking. Oh well, just be one of those couples that's engaged forever or something. Or, tell her now rather than later when she's been led to believe for longer. Though that is rather clingy on her part.
syedlink27 0
cinn you're a very nice person. but you sound like "mother" at times.. come on now! btw it sucks how those guys keep making fun of you.. but is it wrong if I tell you that it makes me laugh everytime.. plz forgive me
RedPillSucks 33
Cinn a bun milf!
Cinn_fml 23
Syedlink - Thanks. But I like to think there's room for a voice of reason everywhere, if that makes me sound like a mother, then so be it. I can live with that. And tbf, it amuses me too, however there is a point when it gets annoying. RedPill - I don't understand the 'bun' in that sentence, the rest I get after a quick trip to Urban Dictionary. Or do I not want to know? :P
Zebidee 9
I think Cinn's reasonable balanced views make a nice change from some of the utter garbage that goes on here. Inevitably, that's going to draw some flack. I'm impressed she's managed to keep a level head, as even I've found myself slipping into trolling every once in a while in exasperation. If her voice of reason sounds like your mother, then be thankful that your Mom is a sensible person, rather than giving Cinn stick. Still - I'm pretty sure she can take a joke, provided you smile when you say it.
Freeze_fml 17
It's a trap.
SillyEars 0
it's a frap.
kwmfl 4
it's a qrap.
Zebidee 9
There's an app.
syedlink27 0
it's a strap
manda_baby_rawr 4
^ lol =]
corytheboss 0
48=WIN
Uscdrew1 7
Today's special at the Admiral Snack-bar is their "IT'S A FRAP!(icinno)" drink.
5t3ff1k4h 47
102 - I think you mean FAPuccino. :P
ozkalukaas 0
Run like a black man with a T.V!!!
dudeitsdanny 10
I feel bad for laughing at this =(
DocBastard 40
Aww, it got modded before I could laugh at it. Now I shall never laugh again.