Today, I found out that my whole family thinks my girlfriend is imaginary. I sent her a text in front of them telling her that. She never responded. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend told my entire family and all my friends that we broke up because I came out to her. They all believe her. Twenty two texts and counting. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's apartment, but it was empty. I went to her parents' house, it was empty as well. She isn’t responding to my messages, so I guess I got ghosted in real life and online. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML
Today, I told my family that I have a girlfriend, and showed them her Facebook. They immediately started taking bets on when I’d mess it up, when she’d dump me, whether she actually existed, if I’d just made a fake Facebook, or whether she was a pro I hired. I hate my siblings. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest. She soon left in disgust. I haven't heard back from her since. FML
Today, despite all of the pictures and proof of my fiancé, my parents still think I have an imaginary boyfriend. They met him, and were there when he proposed. They think it's all a joke. FML
Today, my sister answered texts from my girlfriend as though she was me. My girlfriend was glad we had a real heart to heart, even if it was just texts, while I was busy at work. I have no idea what they talked about and I’m too cowardly to break her heart by telling her it was my sister. FML
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xshyguyx 0
Maybe she is imaginary...
Armadyl 0
I get that sort of thing all the time. You want to prove something, and something goes wrong on the day. ie. My keyboard arrows don't work, but when I show my mother, they do. FYL.
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Comments (85)
g00nie 0
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ouch. I'm sorry. Dump her and find a better girl maybe?
zee209 0
Why would he dump her?! Because she didn't reply to a text? Maybe she was busy or something.
blargity 0
maybe she was having a similar problem with her family but didn't get that text
violentturtle 0
This is not FML, it's FUNNY. The other side of this is that the gf has a sense of humor...and so does he. No FML here. (Just my opinion, obviously)
tha69ers 0
maybe she is.......
xshyguyx 0
Maybe she is imaginary...
notcoolperson 0
Maybe THIS is imaginary.
moonlight_daze 8
Maybe your whole life is imaginary. And in reality, you're strapped down to a chair in a loony bin right now.
HahaYDI 0
Maybe we are ALL imaginary...OMG I can't believe anything anymore!!!
Darrus 0
It's not the spoon that bends, it's yourself...
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
but there is no spoon...
greenltrn2003 0
There's never been any spoon...
RandomAttack 0
The cake is a lieee
redbluegreen 41
Your mom's a lie, but I can still enjoy her.
RandomAttack 0
Your Hilarious -_- =|
DrunkenValor 0
You can enjoy my mum all you like, that would be ho- acceptable.
CDS09 0
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise sorry OP :P
YDIBITCHES 0
You both play portal portal PORTAL I don't believe the scratchy writing on the walls and must save COMPANION CUBE
RandomAttack 0
Portal Ftw ! Which apparently Redbluegreen didn't get. =|
redbluegreen 41
I know the jokes. Very very well. And I have played Portal. XD I was just adding on. I just like mum jokes.
RandomAttack 0
Lol ok [:
azk3000 9
Portal, The Matrix, and Fight Club? I love this place
Armadyl 0
I get that sort of thing all the time. You want to prove something, and something goes wrong on the day. ie. My keyboard arrows don't work, but when I show my mother, they do. FYL.
ronton 4
how bout you just bring her home... dummy
Darth_Taco 14
lol. I'd probably be the bitch that would do the exact same thing to my boyfriend xD. Then I'd show up a week later and say "*******! I'm real!" Nah, I didn't do that to him. He makes sure I show up once a month so people would talk to me. I'm still the "internet predator." D: I'm guessing this is long distance. Talk to her tomorrow and tell her you weren't lying XP. Then ask her to prove her existence.
Sun_Kissed18 25
He really doesn't have to prove anything to them. If they don't believe them, thats their problem. The way I see it, now you can sneak off to her and your parents wouldn't suspect a thing. win win in that case. Always think of the positives :D
zee209 0
Not really an FML..I'm sure they'll eventually meet her if you're serious about her.
evilbrent 0
ha ha! your gf has a sense of humor. I love it.
ddawgg5523 0
9, how's that good if op is tryin to prove he's/she's got a gf? the ur parents just send u to a therapist or psyciatrist or some thing. that would suck. trust me. I've been there. as for OP, ={( that's cold
lifeinhd 3
It's okay, my parents call my best friend my "imaginary friend" since he never comes over, despite the fact that my mom has met him in person before, and my dad has seen him respond when I IM him (we don't do this texting crap).
4ddie 0
She was probably just busy, or something. When I text, it takes forever to receive texts. So when I do, sometimes they're a day or two late... ..FYL c:
Icy_fml 0
Haha thats not an FML thats just hilarious. Lol. I really do hope shes real man. Best of luck.
Vasir 2
You deserve it for having an imaginary girlfriend.