Today, I jokingly tried to convince my girlfriend that Wyoming was a government conspiracy and did not exist. She believed me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said, "Can't, bigamy's illegal." I still don't know if she was joking or not, because she keeps changing the subject whenever I mention it. FML
Today, my girlfriend, whom I thought I would marry, broke up with me. She broke up with me because I don't believe the government controls the weather. Um, what? FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years actually believes that the Earth is flat. FML
Today, I finally got to see my favorite aunt after months of her living far away with her new boyfriend. She now believes the Earth is flat, gravity is fake, the government is run by reptiles, and that vaccines are the devil themselves. She won't stop trying to convince me of her conspiracies. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years took offense to a "That's what she said joke", and blew up, saying she doesn't like those jokes. She thinks that she is the "She" of the jokes every time I guess. I tried explaining how the jokes work, but she wouldn't believe me. She says that I'm just lying. FML
Today, I told my on and off girlfriend as a joke that I stalked her two years ago. She didn't believe me. When I say she didn't believe me, I mean she didn't believe it was a joke. FML
Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend. She dumped me because she was moving to Wyoming. I guess Wyoming is code for my friend's apartment. FML
Today, I found out that my whole family thinks my girlfriend is imaginary. I sent her a text in front of them telling her that. She never responded. FML
Today, despite all of the pictures and proof of my fiancé, my parents still think I have an imaginary boyfriend. They met him, and were there when he proposed. They think it's all a joke. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making fun of a photo album on Facebook containing pictures of two friends who just got engaged. I jokingly asked her to marry me. She said yes. We have been dating for two months. She's not in on the joke. FML
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Shadow6969 0
You should ba a salesman!
DocBastard 40
The cruelest thing you can do to fools is prank them. She obviously doesn't have the mental capacity to disbelieve you.
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Comments (119)
sukiboo 3
Lmao. Well who's to say it isn't and apologies in advance if already been expressed just popped in.
Hiphuray4peas 27
How does one know if something truly exists anyway?
WritingWrongs 8
Because it physically effects your and others' lives. e.g. you can't walk through a wall, therefore it exists. if you eat something it will either nourish your body or damage it, therefore the food exists. the ground will thoroughly stop you if you fall, so it exists. you may be interested to learn this also proves you are not heavier than the earth and ALL of these things do in fact prove that you physical body (mind and all) does in fact exist. isn't it exciting to learn new things?
Hiphuray4peas 27
I was thinking of a more philosophical approach. Nice try though.
sukiboo 3
Completely off topic of original FML but u went there so I gotta ask. So because at the time we went in , were allowed in, we did not find or it was not reported that these weapons were found as put out by the same government Powell worked for too and was tasked with confirming that info, is it really so far fetched to believe either they were forewarned and moved them or sold them, or they were found but we the lowly peons of the free world would not be able to handle that news without demanding immediate action when they (wealthy elitist a Nd politico alike who make up out government) had great personal wealth at stake if things weren't dealt with as low key as possible? To each their own and it takes all kind but that's an awful lot of trust in an proven not so trustworthy time
cheeshed 2
How is that a FML? That's awesome!
crunchyman 3
OP WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU, if she believes you it means that you guys will have less fights, WHAT A ******* RETARD
desertlovebird 11
Way to go on you dude( hi five) I do things like that to my daughter all the time. And yes my girl is smart just gullible. Makes the day oh so much better :)
maddygirl820 10
Maybe she really trusts you OP
Steve95401 49
Wyoming is not a government conspiracy, but North Dakota definitely is.
xxb000xx 0
My history teacher convinced my entire class that Delaware was nonexistent.
benhd1 14
If only...
qwertkinz 12
At least you know your girlfriend trusts you that much :)