Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said, "Can't, bigamy's illegal." I still don't know if she was joking or not, because she keeps changing the subject whenever I mention it. FML
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She got incredibly excited and started flapping her hands around. Then she suddenly went deadpan and said, "But seriously… No." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making fun of a photo album on Facebook containing pictures of two friends who just got engaged. I jokingly asked her to marry me. She said yes. We have been dating for two months. She's not in on the joke. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She didn't say no, she didn't faint, and she didn't cry. She just stared at me blankly and said, "But... why...?" FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
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Top comments
boating_guy 33
Whether she's making a fool of you or not, it's clearly a no. It's not easy but don't waste your time and just move on from her OP
guinea_pigs 9
If she's joking, that's a horrible joke, and a horrible way to turn down a proposal. if she's not joking, there's an even bigger problem.. either way, this is a huge red flag.
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Comments (49)
DrMario_ 16
Ouch, OP. I hope she was joking, and that you guys have a happy ending! (-:
FiFiLovee 26
This got posted above another proposal FML and for a second there I thought it was the same FML posted by a different user. XD
americanafrican 32
well, at the given rate of people being denied, it wasn't a joke even though I pray for op that it is
Tickle_my_dickle 7
if you know what I mean c;
boating_guy 33
Whether she's making a fool of you or not, it's clearly a no. It's not easy but don't waste your time and just move on from her OP
DjeePee 25
That is, if his main goal is a marriage. It's not because she doesn't want to marry, that she doesn't love him. If they both can be happy with 'just' a relationship, there will be no need to move on.
Mr23 9
If you're goign to 'move on' after every proposal for which the answer is "I can't right now", you're going to have a bad time.
feelingold 18
Either way I'm afraid the answer's still no... Hope that ring's returnable!
CurlyQute 17
Ummmm hopefully it's just a joke..
cheeeksss 29
Even if she were joking, I hope OP doesn't marry her. Who answers a proposal like that?
NOTaDISTRACTION 17
Get someone new, she clearly isn't for you
guinea_pigs 9
If she's joking, that's a horrible joke, and a horrible way to turn down a proposal. if she's not joking, there's an even bigger problem.. either way, this is a huge red flag.
PenguinBitch 44
First it's because of her grocery career and now this?! Something's up.
Mr23 9
I see what you did there.
Armygirl93 10
ouch :/ that's not cool
Mr_Duckingbergh 13
If it's what I think it is this means she's already married if she's serious so that means you are the other man. Or some other screwed up stuff is going on here. Won't know unless there is some back story though.
IamHercules 24
Bigamy: being married to two people simultaneously.