Today, I hired a professional makeup artist to apply my makeup for a wedding. After paying her $500 for the excellent job she does, and getting dressed, I grabbed the invitation to check out the address, and it said the wedding was on December 2. Today is December 3. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had the wedding from hell. Nope, not a bridezilla, but a makeup artist-zilla who caused the ceremony to begin over an hour and a half late, and then tried to charge the bride for her delays. She then went nuts when confronted with the reality of her poor time management. “Professional” my ass. FML
Today, we gave my in-laws-to-be our wedding invitations. Their first reaction was to assume we needed money and told us they couldn't help pay for the wedding. Their second move was to book hair and make-up for themselves. Congratulations? FML
Today, I was doing a little victory jig after finally sending out the last of the invitation cards for my wedding when I realised that I had forgotten to put the date of the event on them. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Everything went great, except that no one showed up. Apparently, the address of the invitation was typed wrong. FML
Today, was my wedding day. Right before I walked down the aisle in my gorgeous white dress, the woman who did my makeup saw a blemish. She went to squirt concealer on her finger, but squirted the orange concealer all over my dress. FML
Today, I spent $70 on party supplies for my sister's bachelorette party, another hour decorating, three hours baking and designing a cake, before waiting five hours to hear that she and another bridesmaid had 'moved' the party elsewhere. Cake anyone? FML
Today, I was told by one of my bridesmaids that she can't afford the travel costs to get to my wedding, after telling me that she didn't need me to organize alternate free travel for her. I'm getting married in less than two weeks. FML
Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
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my_fml_account 2
You spend 500 bucks to look good on the wedding of a (I'm assuming) friend? YDI for trying to out-shine the bride.
meanie_monday 0
At least it wasn't your wedding :D
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Comments (156)
hXcsoccerplaya 0
if you have $500 to blow out your ass for makeup, then surely you shouldn't be bitching about losing it. go jump off a cliff.
LemonStarship 5
What a conundrum you got there.
brokenboxofammo 0
YDI for wearing that much makeup. Wearing a lot of makeup makes girls look gross.
357oboh 0
Lol. Half a K? more like $1750 in USD. $3.50 USD per Kuwait Dinar. Nigga please.
bridgetoparadise 0
Save the $500 next time and put it towards plastic surgery, if u r that ugly.
bridgetoparadise 0
haha.
potentpotable 0
#14, so much win. And to #11, who are you to judge? I don't hear you musing out loud about whether Paris Hilton spending $500 on a manicure is a lot? If people have money, they can spend however the hell they want, end of story.
ArachnidKid 0
Wait, back up. You were going to spend $500 on a professional make up artist... for someone ELSE's wedding? Dude... that's just messed up. Unless it was the friggin' Queen of Kuwait's wedding or something really high-end and fancy like that, then... you just deserved it for being so self-centered and needy. Woah.
sincerelyautumn 0
Two Words: High Maintenance.
Starchild21 3
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TheWaaaaambulanc 0
Why the **** do you need the 500 dollar makeup job? Are you the bride? No! You're an attention *****.