Today, I hired a professional makeup artist to apply my makeup for a wedding. After paying her $500 for the excellent job she does, and getting dressed, I grabbed the invitation to check out the address, and it said the wedding was on December 2. Today is December 3. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had the wedding from hell. Nope, not a bridezilla, but a makeup artist-zilla who caused the ceremony to begin over an hour and a half late, and then tried to charge the bride for her delays. She then went nuts when confronted with the reality of her poor time management. “Professional” my ass. FML
Today, we gave my in-laws-to-be our wedding invitations. Their first reaction was to assume we needed money and told us they couldn't help pay for the wedding. Their second move was to book hair and make-up for themselves. Congratulations? FML
Today, I was doing a little victory jig after finally sending out the last of the invitation cards for my wedding when I realised that I had forgotten to put the date of the event on them. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Everything went great, except that no one showed up. Apparently, the address of the invitation was typed wrong. FML
Today, was my wedding day. Right before I walked down the aisle in my gorgeous white dress, the woman who did my makeup saw a blemish. She went to squirt concealer on her finger, but squirted the orange concealer all over my dress. FML
Today, I spent $70 on party supplies for my sister's bachelorette party, another hour decorating, three hours baking and designing a cake, before waiting five hours to hear that she and another bridesmaid had 'moved' the party elsewhere. Cake anyone? FML
Today, I was told by one of my bridesmaids that she can't afford the travel costs to get to my wedding, after telling me that she didn't need me to organize alternate free travel for her. I'm getting married in less than two weeks. FML
Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
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my_fml_account 2
You spend 500 bucks to look good on the wedding of a (I'm assuming) friend? YDI for trying to out-shine the bride.
meanie_monday 0
At least it wasn't your wedding :D
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Comments (156)
jms08 0
Agreed. #84, you're dumb. Almost as dumb as OP.
GrkGrl 0
celeberties pay over $1300 for a haircut or lunch. so if she wants to pay $500 for make up it shouldnt matter to you guys. it's her money wasted...NOT YOURS. get over it.
Sanrio90 8
YDI for wasting money on make-up. Honesty, when I look at people blowing money on weddings, I think to myself how grateful I am that I won't be in that kind of debt- my marriage will be cheap and simple, and I'd rather save all of that potential money on stuff we actually NEED and use it for the Honeymoon; going to a foreign country for 2 weeks is a lot more fun than one stressful and hectic day with a bunch of people you don't know/care about/will be too drunk to remember.)
popoman 0
If you cared enough to pay $500, then you should have cared enough to know the right date. Plus, you probably still look ugly. Either that, or you look like a street tramp or a clown.
indyme 0
AWWW! I wanna see the funny comment!! Oh wait, I forget, Kuwait doesn't have freedom of speech! LOL
fluffyrhinos 0
fake
fluffyrhinos 0
don't you think you would have known. some one must have called you.
Banez 0
Haha... you fail
Moemoemoe_fml 0
$500 for make-up for a wedding that's not yours?? Wtf?? Not even as the bride you should be paying so much.
midnight_rain 0
First off... Ashleebaybee or whatever the **** your name is... LEARN TO SPELL! That was honestly the most annoying thing I've ever read in my life... And it looks extremely dumb, so stop trying to look cool, your failing MISERABLY.. Next.. Days of the week dont really matter for weddings, you pick a date either at random or one that means something to you, my moms wedding was a Wednesday, its actually not uncommon at all... And honestly? Why do you people care so much what the OP spends her money on, its her freakin money, not yours so why the **** do you even care?? Lastly... YDI OP for spending so much time and effort and not knowing the date... Invest in a calendar... There definitely a hell of a lot cheaper than your makeup job.