Today, it was my wedding day. Everything went great, except that no one showed up. Apparently, the address of the invitation was typed wrong. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML
Today, I was doing a little victory jig after finally sending out the last of the invitation cards for my wedding when I realised that I had forgotten to put the date of the event on them. FML
Today, despite checking, double-checking, and triple-checking before we sent them to every member of our friends and family, some who live in foreign countries, our wedding invitations somehow had not one, but two spelling mistakes. They misspelled my surname and the address of the church. FML
Today, I showed up to my mate's wedding. There was a board for someone's 100th birthday instead. I screwed up the dates and the wedding was yesterday. FML
Today, I drove 2 hours to my sister's wedding, only to find out my invitation was sent to me by mistake. She had me kicked out. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, I got an invitation in the mail for my dad's third wedding. My first name was misspelled on the envelope. FML
Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML
Today, I was invited to a friend's wedding. When I got there, I was surprised to see that it was a surprise wedding, meaning I wasn’t invited at all. I stood there awkwardly for an hour, until the bride's mother finally noticed me and whispered, "You're not on the guest list, are you?" FML
Today, I was uninvited to a bachelorette party. I wouldn't really care, if the party hadn't been for me, ahead of my wedding tomorrow. FML
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Top comments
Jordie210 0
you should have proofread, ydi
Incubuss 0
Surely you could have phoned someone, postpone it until everyone got there.. and then do the service? How bad of a typo could it have been? And how did you not discuss your venue with your friends and family? It would have come up in conversation if you were talking about your venue and they thought it was somewhere else. I find it hard to believe that no-one noticed.
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Comments (101)
quirinus 0
Nice move :D
Zhejan 0
What the ****: "Everything went great"?... This is one of the fakest FMLs I've heard. First off, if you were getting married, you'd obviously be more concerned about your ******* wedding than posting it on FML -Weddings take a shitload of preparation. You would obviously know if the address was wrong -Wouldn't your family recognize the location by your house? I'm pretty sure your mom doesn't need directions to get to her own daughter's house -Was your groom there? -There's a lot more I'd like to disprove, but this just doesn't deserve it Superfake.
threeputtgreen 0
when was the last time you went to a wedding at someone's house?
Intoxicunt 6
Who the **** said it was at their house???????? Maybe the mom needs directions to get to, oh, a chapel!
anniebananie 3
Who the **** gets married at their house? Not even in this economy have I EVER heard of anyone getting married at home. Also, most people don't plan their own weddings. This is clearly either the fault of the wedding planner, who got the address wrong, or the printers, who printed the invitations incorrectly. Way to show your trailer trash roots, country bumpkin.
idkweird 0
Obviously you havent been to many weddings. Lot's of people get married in their home/backyard. I wouldn't, but Ive been to quite a few. Also, MOST people plan their own weddings. Wedding planners are expensive as hell. AND I live in San Diego, where people def have money. There was nothing country bumpkin OR white trash about the weddings Ive been to at people's homes. How old are you? 12? lol
anniebananie 3
The whole point is that it's pretty trashy to ASSUME that a wedding is taking place at someone's house. Obviously, that poster has never been to a wedding at an actual venue. I suppose it's okay to have a backyard wedding if it's done well, but I have been to many weddings and never has anyone ever done anything like that! Maybe we do things differently here in the South.
anniebananie 3
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Lawlipop 3
Usually the bride has at least her bridesmaids and mother show up to help her get ready, no?
genius_man16 1
"Please keep cool on the language." lol
xenomorph 0
Thumbs down. Read the rules.
the_stereotype 0
*sigh* everyone on here is mean to each other; it's nothing new op, i'd suggest learning to read...and if you can, then obviously the person who was teaching you taught it to you wrong
awesomenessjess 0
that your fault though ! I don't feel sorry but I sort of do.im going crazy!
mjluvr 0
gosh I feel sooooo sorry for you OP!!!!!!
sayyestothedress 24
#34 who said it was at their house?!!? Maybe there was just a letter missing it a number missing from the actual address. Which she didn't say it was at her house!
GoldenSofa 0
biff
Jordie210 0
you should have proofread, ydi
X_totallysucks_X 0
Smooth ... That's why you double/triple check ... YDI
ohmygoodnex 0
that sure sucks ass.
plexico 4
You mean the groom didn't know where to go? Are you sure that you aren't using the mistyped invitation as a cover-up that your husband-to-be realized that you are a bitter, nagging shrew and came to his senses in the nick of time and got the hell out of Dodge? Are you sure?
SaintJimmy 0
I agree with #17.
Incubuss 0
Surely you could have phoned someone, postpone it until everyone got there.. and then do the service? How bad of a typo could it have been? And how did you not discuss your venue with your friends and family? It would have come up in conversation if you were talking about your venue and they thought it was somewhere else. I find it hard to believe that no-one noticed.
kukopia 0
I dunno what a 'venue' is, but agree, surely SOMEONE in the wedding party would have noticed the typo. So I'm not buying it and I'm not voting on it.
Intoxicunt 6
Venue is the location it is held at, e.g. Church, beach, hotel, etc. All venues.
idkweird 0
Agreed completely. When I was engaged, EVERYONE knew the venue for the reception and what church the wedding was at. And that was LONG before the wedding was supposed to happen. Honestly, in my family, no one even pays attention to the address because everyone knows where the venuies are.
cwl727 33
People might have been busy that day and they aren't going to just drop everything and rush to the wedding. Also people rent venues so they probably only had it for a limited amount of time.
SNOTTYBONES 0
I would take this as a sign and RUN!!!!!!! Someone from up above is trying to tell you something. lol
ogloc 0
I hope you're joking. What a stupid reason to walk out on someone.
plexico 4
I don't know what is up with the commenting system, but this was originally #17 and it seems to have just disappeared. I've heard this guy called SaintJimmy is into felching and Dirty Sanchezes. He watches Two Girls, One Cup two to three times. . . an hour. He wants to be peed on.
repyourcliche 0
lol i think he's joking... or are you ^ being sarcastic...?
plexico 4
I was joking. I wanted to point out that SaintJimmy agrees to future comments, and that could end up biting him in the ass, or make him bite someone else's ass, as the case may be.
Intoxicunt 6
Plexico wasn't joking about the comments being messed up though. They're ok now.
Starchild21 3
For a while I thought it was a Firefox issue, I downloaded Chrome and it seems to work pretty good on it. It must have been pretty embarrassing at the reception with no one there hahaha Nice hair Intoxi! ____________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
Intoxicunt 6
Um, you know that's old, right? The previous pic with the black and purple short hair is the most recent. The blond in my current pic is from about April. Yeah, I hate Chrome, personally. Firefox is my baby. I'll deal with the problems. Every time I mention them to the staff, they get fixed. So no biggie.
Starchild21 3
Yeah I realized it after I clicked it lol. I thought it was new at first. It looks great on you though! :) I'm glad to see the FML staff is responsive though, so many other websites wouldn't care lol __________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
Intoxicunt 6
Yes, I grew my hair out well over a foot in a couple weeks... >_>
Starchild21 3
Jeez destroy my compliment why don't you :P ______________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
Intoxicunt 6
Thank you, Starchild. XD