Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML
Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML
Today, my chunky boyfriend told me that he'd be less attracted to me if I gained weight. I have low self-esteem. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to honestly tell me if I had become overweight. He replied that yes, I had, but that it was OK because I was his "Lumpy Space Princess." FML
Today, after making several comments about how I didn't exactly look thin, my boyfriend said, "Well, at least we know you'll look good pregnant." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
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core01 30
Free relationship advice. Tell him, "I'm feeling a bit insecure tonight and could use a little extra support". A good man will freely give it. A boy will neg you.
RichardPencil 32
Sometimes when you go fishing for compliments, you reel in a dirty, old boot. Never ask a question where you can't handle all possible answers.
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Comments (6)
RichardPencil 32
Sometimes when you go fishing for compliments, you reel in a dirty, old boot. Never ask a question where you can't handle all possible answers.
core01 30
Free relationship advice. Tell him, "I'm feeling a bit insecure tonight and could use a little extra support". A good man will freely give it. A boy will neg you.
Doom_Kitty 14
It seems, he doesn't know how "attractive" works, at all^^
JackWood 21
Your doubt was the first clue
Brightside86 31
Nice, dating a thin girl, that guy is living the dream.