Today, I hired a professional makeup artist to apply my makeup for a wedding. After paying her $500 for the excellent job she does, and getting dressed, I grabbed the invitation to check out the address, and it said the wedding was on December 2. Today is December 3. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had the wedding from hell. Nope, not a bridezilla, but a makeup artist-zilla who caused the ceremony to begin over an hour and a half late, and then tried to charge the bride for her delays. She then went nuts when confronted with the reality of her poor time management. “Professional” my ass. FML
Today, we gave my in-laws-to-be our wedding invitations. Their first reaction was to assume we needed money and told us they couldn't help pay for the wedding. Their second move was to book hair and make-up for themselves. Congratulations? FML
Today, I was doing a little victory jig after finally sending out the last of the invitation cards for my wedding when I realised that I had forgotten to put the date of the event on them. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Everything went great, except that no one showed up. Apparently, the address of the invitation was typed wrong. FML
Today, was my wedding day. Right before I walked down the aisle in my gorgeous white dress, the woman who did my makeup saw a blemish. She went to squirt concealer on her finger, but squirted the orange concealer all over my dress. FML
Today, I spent $70 on party supplies for my sister's bachelorette party, another hour decorating, three hours baking and designing a cake, before waiting five hours to hear that she and another bridesmaid had 'moved' the party elsewhere. Cake anyone? FML
Today, I was told by one of my bridesmaids that she can't afford the travel costs to get to my wedding, after telling me that she didn't need me to organize alternate free travel for her. I'm getting married in less than two weeks. FML
Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
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my_fml_account 2
You spend 500 bucks to look good on the wedding of a (I'm assuming) friend? YDI for trying to out-shine the bride.
meanie_monday 0
At least it wasn't your wedding :D
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meanie_monday 0
At least it wasn't your wedding :D
sika_fml 0
Yeah that's what I thought at first before I read it more closely. I'm sitting here wondering "How did you not know your wedding was yesterday?
awesomemegan 0
I was thinking the same exact thing.
cookiemonster17 0
ditto...plus WTF is the point to hire sum1 like her for someone ELSES wedding?
ryguy997 0
wow op that was a fail of epic proportions.
Mirelly13 6
that was the same thing I thought also, I was like how the hell did you forget your own wedding?? but YDI
Sam_13161821 0
ydi for being stupid. & why hire a makeup artist when its not even your wedding? ydi again for trying to steal the spotlight on another woman's day.
livrox 0
ya op why on earth would you spend 500dollars on makeup for someone elses wedding??? ydi ......I wonder how much your outfit was
bryttkneee 0
...well...while you have $500 worth of makeup on your face, maybe you can be a clown or a mime for the rest of the day?
monbon6788 0
aww, that sucks. 500 dollars and you didn't even get a slice of cake :/
alexandraa_fml 0
If I had 500$ to blow I sure as hell would not spend it on getting my makeup done. YDI
mohomonopoly 0
Hello, people, this is Kuwait. For all we know, their currency is goats, or something.
Yooh_Plus_Meh 0
try rupees.
Zezing 0
LOL goats
AnitaMandalay 0
I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt and say maybe it was a typo and she added an extra zero and the make-up was $50? If not she definitely deserved it
HookEmTexas07 0
Mohomonopoly, you made my day. lol, Thank you for that.
NotEven 0
FYL for getting pissed and defensive because someone made a (funny) comment about Kuwait on FML.
caniacgurl 0
It would cost more than a $1,000 US dollars. This is a lie.
hazelkee 0
imma sound like a spoiled brat but I just bought 500 dollar boots today and the day before that 300 dollar jeans.
pwincessa23 1
so...
hulabird 0
THANK YOU pwincessa23
cokyspaniel 0
maybe you should spend it on makeup- a brand that doesn't make you look all tanorexic
neutralpiehotel 0
Way to suck at life. Why the hell would you pay that much for makeup anyways if you can't afford it?? And if you can afford it, then WTF are you complaining about???
MagicMeds 0
She went through a lot of shit and it all went to waste AND she bailed on her friend/sibling/close person's wedding on accident.
DameGreyWulf 1
Actually, I'm willing to bet it was probably someone she loosely knew, on account of the fact she missed it and nobody called her out on it. Which makes it an extra YDI for getting so spiffed up for such a person's wedding. Hell, why get spiffed up so greatly at all when you're not of any important part of the wedding? Way to be an attention *****.
hthelittleone 10
Maybe she got her makeup done and spent loads of money on the products? That's what I do..
Punderous 0
LOL OMG IM FRIST!
riku3220 2
Son... I am disappoint...
pinktiger 0
no. ur not..fail.
billyH 0
The kuwaiti dinar is equal about 3.5 US dollars, so 500 dinar = 1750 US dollar.
avoidthegirl 6
Which means OP is probably from an oil family, and in that case she should DIAF.
Boomslang 0
Really? i thought it would be the other way round.
xladylarienx 18
Yeah, nice try. Only the OP said she paid "$500", as in dollars.
indyme 0
Hmm, Is Kuwait important enough for Japan and China to make keyboards with the Dinar symbol on the 4 instead of the dollar? OP is an attention *****!! I didn't spend that much on my makeup for my own wedding!
lawlita 0
Who the **** pays that much to have their makeup done?
badbe 0
L
rnath23 4
no you are 4th. major fail loser
nvega3322 0
ur not first, and ur gay
mrlucky4444 0
at least ul look good for like the rest of the day
jessthebest3 0
But she still fails at life.
my_fml_account 2
You spend 500 bucks to look good on the wedding of a (I'm assuming) friend? YDI for trying to out-shine the bride.
vilageidoit09 0
when would paying 500 dollars for make-up ever sound like a good idea?! really lady? and it's not even for your own wedding...
rampatmonkey 7
The OP claims they're from Kuwait - perhaps what is $500 to her is only $40 or so for us?
masanya 0
But she used a dollar sign, so it's supposed to be dollars.
coolster56 0
no 1750 dollars
RockAngies40 17
Wow, $500 you must have a lot of money to waste...and have you heard of a calendar or an agenda?
vilageidoit09 0
why are you talking?