Today, I hired a professional makeup artist to apply my makeup for a wedding. After paying her $500 for the excellent job she does, and getting dressed, I grabbed the invitation to check out the address, and it said the wedding was on December 2. Today is December 3. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had the wedding from hell. Nope, not a bridezilla, but a makeup artist-zilla who caused the ceremony to begin over an hour and a half late, and then tried to charge the bride for her delays. She then went nuts when confronted with the reality of her poor time management. “Professional” my ass. FML
Today, we gave my in-laws-to-be our wedding invitations. Their first reaction was to assume we needed money and told us they couldn't help pay for the wedding. Their second move was to book hair and make-up for themselves. Congratulations? FML
Today, I was doing a little victory jig after finally sending out the last of the invitation cards for my wedding when I realised that I had forgotten to put the date of the event on them. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Everything went great, except that no one showed up. Apparently, the address of the invitation was typed wrong. FML
Today, was my wedding day. Right before I walked down the aisle in my gorgeous white dress, the woman who did my makeup saw a blemish. She went to squirt concealer on her finger, but squirted the orange concealer all over my dress. FML
Today, I spent $70 on party supplies for my sister's bachelorette party, another hour decorating, three hours baking and designing a cake, before waiting five hours to hear that she and another bridesmaid had 'moved' the party elsewhere. Cake anyone? FML
Today, I was told by one of my bridesmaids that she can't afford the travel costs to get to my wedding, after telling me that she didn't need me to organize alternate free travel for her. I'm getting married in less than two weeks. FML
Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
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my_fml_account 2
You spend 500 bucks to look good on the wedding of a (I'm assuming) friend? YDI for trying to out-shine the bride.
meanie_monday 0
At least it wasn't your wedding :D
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_TheSmallThings_ 0
@14/alexandra wtf are you talking about!? its all about the washingtons!
Emperor_Jim 0
YDI for being superficial and paying that much for makeup.
GPSEmergencyDept 0
STFU AND PAY ME MY MOTHAFUCKIN MONEY ...THIS IS THA WAY I TALK, HAVEN'T YOU SEEN MY MOVIES?? JUICE THAT WAS A GOOD ONE...
Youwantwhatnow 0
Just stand out on the street corner. You might make some of it back. *passer by* strange, I didn't know Ronald McDonald gave blow jobs in Kuwait.
staymintyfresh 13
if you pay $500 it shouldn't look like cheap ***** makeup.
spazz666 18
Well, we need to excuse him for this one I think. Most girls think it looks "attractive" to put on heavy makeup. Also, the majority of them don't know how to put it on. Now for anyone's benefit that doesn't know the difference between cheap ***** makeup, and makeup done by a professional, professionals will generally use tones that amplify your natural beauty; blue tones around brown eyes, gold and hazels around green eyes, browns and other neutrals around blue, etc. as well as soft tones for lips and brightening blush colors both depending on skin tone. Now personally, I use just a bit of eyeliner and some mascara and I'm done. Cheap ***** makeup usually consists of bright lipstick (ruby red is stereotypical) dark eyeliner, eye shadows that blend into the eye color and make your eyes look dark and boring (blue shadow on blue eyes, green shadow on green eyes, etc.) goopy, stuck together, clumped up eyelashes from too much mascara and overly dark cheeks.
MotherRussia 0
Use all that makeup to give your fiancé some kinky pleasure, at least it wouldn't be wasted then...
HannyD 0
you paid $500 for makeup and you're not even the one getting married...
DinorawrX 0
Aw, that sucks D: At least you didn't miss your own wedding. Well take pictures & feel pretty ^^
tinuelena 0
500 US Dollar (USD) = 141.86 Kuwaiti Dinar (KWD)
LilaBear 2
why would you hire a professional makeup artist to do your makeup when it's not even your wedding?
kdawg123 0
who gets married on a wednesday??