Today, I hired a professional makeup artist to apply my makeup for a wedding. After paying her $500 for the excellent job she does, and getting dressed, I grabbed the invitation to check out the address, and it said the wedding was on December 2. Today is December 3. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had the wedding from hell. Nope, not a bridezilla, but a makeup artist-zilla who caused the ceremony to begin over an hour and a half late, and then tried to charge the bride for her delays. She then went nuts when confronted with the reality of her poor time management. “Professional” my ass. FML
Today, we gave my in-laws-to-be our wedding invitations. Their first reaction was to assume we needed money and told us they couldn't help pay for the wedding. Their second move was to book hair and make-up for themselves. Congratulations? FML
Today, I was doing a little victory jig after finally sending out the last of the invitation cards for my wedding when I realised that I had forgotten to put the date of the event on them. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Everything went great, except that no one showed up. Apparently, the address of the invitation was typed wrong. FML
Today, was my wedding day. Right before I walked down the aisle in my gorgeous white dress, the woman who did my makeup saw a blemish. She went to squirt concealer on her finger, but squirted the orange concealer all over my dress. FML
Today, I spent $70 on party supplies for my sister's bachelorette party, another hour decorating, three hours baking and designing a cake, before waiting five hours to hear that she and another bridesmaid had 'moved' the party elsewhere. Cake anyone? FML
Today, I was told by one of my bridesmaids that she can't afford the travel costs to get to my wedding, after telling me that she didn't need me to organize alternate free travel for her. I'm getting married in less than two weeks. FML
Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
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my_fml_account 2
You spend 500 bucks to look good on the wedding of a (I'm assuming) friend? YDI for trying to out-shine the bride.
meanie_monday 0
At least it wasn't your wedding :D
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julay_fml 0
oh okay gotcha haha
onnielief 4
YDI for that amount of money you can follow a coyrse or clinic on how to apply makeup! This is just ridiculous. Not to mention the fact that you've misread an invitation.
fylifeindeed 0
I wanted to clarify a couple of issues: 1. Stop being ignorant, you obviously do not know anything about Kuwait, because if you did, you would not say our currency= goats (#67) but that made me laugh for a good half an hour :)! 2. She is not being a bitch, *****, or ****. 3. Kuwait has a completely different culture than most places. In weddings, it is not mixed women attend alone and men attend alone so she is not trying to impress a man. 4. To the OP, that sucks, I am sorry 5. This is by far the most entertaining thread I ever read on this site, so thanks everyone for making me laugh :)!
wrigglezeus 0
why would you put so much effort into applying make up when it isn't your wedding!? :S YDI
KezPez 0
I'm a Makeup Artist, and i'd totally charge $500 if someone was willing to pay it :D
dacho 7
$500? FIVE ******* HUNDRED DOLLARS???? You deserved it.
Platter 0
Who the hell pays $500 for make-up for a wedding which wasn't even their own??? As far as I can tell, she didn't even have a role as a bridesmaid, so it wasn't as if anyone would see her and care. What a ******* ugly idiot.
ElMundio87 0
Well you just said pretty much what was going through my head as i was scrolling to the bottom of the page, so I'll just second this comment
ElMundio87 0
#84 OK, paris hilton is an idiot spender who is a cancer upon our society Happy now?
dyliumo 0
firsties
charmer1862 0
YDI for spending that much money getting dressed up for a wedding that isn't yours.