badbride
United States
Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
dhskkf
United States
Brain fog
Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML
angryinlaws
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Toronto, Canada
Sleeping beauty
Today, after almost two days, I finally fell asleep, during my husband's vows, on our wedding day, in front of 250 guests. FML
UnluckyGroom
East Wenatchee, United States
Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
Anonymous
Rain check?
Today, I woke up a little after seven. I felt sick to my stomach because last night was my bachelor party and I drank more than I ever have before. I checked my phone, and I had received 42 missed calls. It was seven o'clock pm. Today was my wedding day. FML
Guntherdog
United States
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Butters
Lathlain, Australia
Couch fights!
Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML
notmarriedyet
United States
Today, it was my wedding day. Everything went great, except that no one showed up. Apparently, the address of the invitation was typed wrong. FML
OhNo
Bakersfield, United States
Today, I accidentally stood up my first date ever. How? I spent all of last night cleaning my parents' house for extra spending money to make sure the date went perfect, but I ended up sleeping through the alarm as well. FML
Numskull
Perth, Australia
Where were you?
Today, I showed up to my mate's wedding. There was a board for someone's 100th birthday instead. I screwed up the dates and the wedding was yesterday. FML
LoveSick
Today, I'm getting married. I woke up with no voice to say my I dos with. FML
Top comments
hiyourcute 0
Its okay, the bride is the only one allowed to be late to her wedding:)
gruvychild 17
Did you make it to your wedding on time at least?
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Comments (235)
hiyourcute 0
Its okay, the bride is the only one allowed to be late to her wedding:)
flockz 20
an she will be well rested while she is walking down the aisle. we dont want her stumbling from exhaustion now.
littlemissFYL 5
you snooze, you loose! you should have been WINNING like my good friend Charlie sheen.
salvorican 24
Hey those wedding dresses usually weigh more than the bride
cameycamcam 7
how do we know it's the bride?
xxCupcakeGirlxx 0
yay I'm finally in the comments xD
Legolandlord 4
59 - look at the op's name
alpaquette91 9
59 " it's my wedding day" gives it away
renaee 13
59- For one, her name is 'badbride' and two; if the groom was going to be late, he would've just not shown up.
F2M2L 5
well there's this thing called an alarm clock, op.
cameycamcam 7
sorry everyone I just saw op's name
AaronTkr 0
63, "it's my wedding day" doesn't exactly give away that OP is the bride.
currychicken 4
must've been one hell of a bachelorette party eh?
softball1432 0
because the name is "badbride".. duh!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Here's to a long and happy marriage! :D
katieklein 0
hopefully you made it to your wedding on time! if not i would hate to be the person marrying you.!
mahomie97 7
um because were cool!
honeysuckel 0
you can make up for over sleeping by having a JK Wedding Entrance! if you don't know what that is, look it up on YouTube ;-)
dolphincheddar 10
75 is special. in the "my mom says im cool" kinda way
adsmith96 0
it says bad bride as op's name
soccergurl95 8
lol 63 so how does saying "it's my wedding day" prove that it's the bride and not the groom??
broomhildo 19
108 You do realize that the FML's aren't posted the day they are submitted...
broomhildo 19
Okay no idea why FML loaded saying it was #108 with a completely moronic post. So clearly my comment is not in response to 108. But to the idiot who asked why they were getting married on a Tuesday, there is my response to you.
CaliGali 9
op's name is "badbride"
2ndSucks 15
Fashionably late? :) hopefully you have a great dress!
HowAreYouToday 34
SALAMI BACKFIRE!
TheRealPeter 6
You did that to! Now I don't feel alone! I HAVE GOT TO TELL LOIS.
gogreen8856 0
did they think that u were having cold feet??!
TheRealPeter 6
Nhyeayeayeayeyayeyea
jbsington 8
44 - Charlie Sheen is not your friend.
FYL_dude 1
OPs name was "badbride"...... but of course that has nothing to do with it right?
jayer_hooo 0
Charlie Sheen FTW!!!
TheRealPeter 6
^If Charlie is "FTW" Then I am a god. Woah, "Peter the godess" That sounds nice. Nhyeayeayeayeyayeyea
Randuhh_17 4
where's your bridesmaids? they are supposed to get ready with you.... were you a bridezilla?
jazzybaby179 22
Op's username..
urdirtyolduncle 15
the only place where it's okay to be late is your own funeral!
SadinSherman 16
Hopefully the groom/husband is reasonable about this
PutItIn 8
Send him some yummy pictures and he will forgive you.
TheMaestro 4
No...she isn't
RastaMan9 8
I bet it was still the greatest day of your life. Am i right? ;)
fruitloop1221 1
look at the name dumbass.
foreverisending 0
we dont know that its the bride. people are just assuming, and we all know when u assume u make an ass of u and me. ^_^
domolovesyoshi 33
It says Bad bride as the header thingy
Paid4Hir3 15
You goddamn idiot do you know what THEY will do to you for saying that. Change your passwords and lock your doors because they're coming for you.
bitchslapped22 14
That's when someone who cares about you wakes you up to let you know...
TheMasticater 9
or there's this great new thing called an alarm clock...
SugarCrazy 14
113, I don't think alarm clocks are that new....
kman1759 7
121 - I think he was being sarcastic.
Jaxx66 21
yeah. that's supposed to be the brides maids job to make sure she gets up and is ready. so FYL OP. but now you know who your friends are!! crappy brides maids >_>
TheMasticater 9
thank you 135!
bichtygurl 0
don't be a dumb ass obviously yu get wat he means so don't be rude
gruvychild 17
Did you make it to your wedding on time at least?
iluvevil01 11
that's what I wanna know
Absurd101 0
she musta used deh batmobile o3o
Dispute 3
Clearly she doesn't care much for whoever she's marrying to sleep in...
NastyNinja31 0
I feel bad for the groom..
idontcare8l 3
14 was that an artur joke?
idontcare8l 3
i meant 117 was that an arthur joke?
PunkkRockk 7
what I wanna know is why nobody thought to wake OP up
deekin69 0
well atleast she had a goodnights sleep
AnagenisisZagus 13
Good job, OP. Cue the "it isn't meant to be" by those... odd balls...
guitarbeast 22
rough bachelor party huh?
moosemonkey1000 6
Are you serious? God you're retarded.
ebroski6 0
shut the **** up ^
flockz 20
i dont enjoy being called retarded you mortal.
moosemonkey1000 6
You're cool. It very clearly in english says "badbride" i don't know if you can read...
flockz 20
jumping to such bold conclusions are we? i in fact know how to read english but i did not see "bad bride" as you have thought. i instead saw "ba db ride" which in my language is translated into "bachelor penis ride" which therefore confirms that the original poster was in fact male and the night before he went on a somewhat carnival ride resembling a penis.
moosemonkey1000 6
flockz i wasn't talking to you though...
flockz 20
thats sad.... i tried so hard on that last comment though. (takes off sweatband)
smashgrab 0
Or, they posted from the mobile site on a BB, and it doesn't show the name of the OP. Don't be a dick 24.
Garyy_fml 11
Flockz was implying that he was as great as God because you said "God you're retarded"
jseta94 0
hate u
goshpeople 4
Well, I appreciated #48's comment, at least. Kind of a stretch, but points for originality. Wouldn't you say "db" DOES look a bit like a penis?
edogy 0
dude, what language do you speak?
wolflover44 5
I
edogy 0
Why thumbs down? I asked flockz what other language he speaks because he said "um my language".
edogy 0
in*
Benji114 0
Who the **** cares man? Your posting dumb shit on one of the dumbest websites in existence, and yet you still care enough to re-comment over two lousy thumbs down. Now I know I'm being a bit of a hypocrite here, but get a life man.
babygurl91695 2
usually the bachalorette party isnt the night before the wedding
edogy 0
Apparently you care man. Oh and FYI I'm an 11 year old girl. Of course I'm going to be immature. If the website is so dumb why are you on it criticizing me about having no life?
alpaquette91 9
fashionably late ;)
bitchslapped22 14
That's when someone who cares about you wakes you up to let you know...
gntfmlingnow 12
Why the heck didn't someone wake you up?
wouter320 0
So hurry! Don't waste your time like this! YDI
tyty22796 0
haha mad true
taytayninicoco 4
exactly!
nanner6206 24
I would think the FML was written after the wedding, not immediately upon waking.
gmc_blossom 21
Congratulations. :)