Today, I hired a professional makeup artist to apply my makeup for a wedding. After paying her $500 for the excellent job she does, and getting dressed, I grabbed the invitation to check out the address, and it said the wedding was on December 2. Today is December 3. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had the wedding from hell. Nope, not a bridezilla, but a makeup artist-zilla who caused the ceremony to begin over an hour and a half late, and then tried to charge the bride for her delays. She then went nuts when confronted with the reality of her poor time management. “Professional” my ass. FML
Today, we gave my in-laws-to-be our wedding invitations. Their first reaction was to assume we needed money and told us they couldn't help pay for the wedding. Their second move was to book hair and make-up for themselves. Congratulations? FML
Today, I was doing a little victory jig after finally sending out the last of the invitation cards for my wedding when I realised that I had forgotten to put the date of the event on them. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Everything went great, except that no one showed up. Apparently, the address of the invitation was typed wrong. FML
Today, was my wedding day. Right before I walked down the aisle in my gorgeous white dress, the woman who did my makeup saw a blemish. She went to squirt concealer on her finger, but squirted the orange concealer all over my dress. FML
Today, I spent $70 on party supplies for my sister's bachelorette party, another hour decorating, three hours baking and designing a cake, before waiting five hours to hear that she and another bridesmaid had 'moved' the party elsewhere. Cake anyone? FML
Today, I was told by one of my bridesmaids that she can't afford the travel costs to get to my wedding, after telling me that she didn't need me to organize alternate free travel for her. I'm getting married in less than two weeks. FML
Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
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my_fml_account 2
You spend 500 bucks to look good on the wedding of a (I'm assuming) friend? YDI for trying to out-shine the bride.
meanie_monday 0
At least it wasn't your wedding :D
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Comments (156)
i_LeGiT_I 0
LOL.Your probably so ugly that u had 2 spend 500 dollars 2 make ur self look good.I bet it still didnt work. Plus ur self centered,why not spend it on people who really need it?
unicornsgomoo 0
who pays that much for just some powder you are going to wash off later?
Troll_patrol 0
Who wants to marry your Bozo the Clown looking ass anyway?
The_Cardinal 0
I have no problem with the $500 spent, it costs a lot to have a pro do it. but who the **** gets married on a Wednesday?!? Ashleebaby, get off your soapbox, *****, you don't know shit. go donate your allowance to the starving kids in africa
catastrophicsock 0
@ Ashleebaby, Learn how to type and spell. $500 is too much to spend on makeup for a wedding that isn't your own. YDI for that and not checking the date.
AndreaHatesYou1 0
99.9% sure this is fake
Xaviara 0
k so is it 500 dollars or 500 dinar? and how much is it dollars if it's 500 dinar? it's probably not as much as we think. But yes if you managed to schedule an appointment to have your make up done then you should have made sure it was the right time. YDI
sika_fml 0
Nooooooooooooooo....much much worse if it's in dinars $500 US = $1,754.64
pikantna777 0
But she might have already converted the amount from dinar like a lot of the other FMLs have...into 500 USD worth, so its probably less than 500 dinar. A little better, but still more than I'd ever spend on makeup.
sika_fml 0
I concur all over the place! This is super fake. If it's not...you couldn't have waited for Sunday to post it....really? Most make-up artists cost about $100. Even the professionals. I know oodles of them. If you can throw around $500 for common social gatherings, why are you wasting your time on FML? Go buy a small country
foofoocuddlipoop 0
lol FAIL!!!!! haha jk this is really sad
adia369 0
aww.. hopefully you at least went out to a bar or club or did something worthwhile so the makeup wasn't a total waste..