Today, I asked my mom if she could include mashed potatoes and gravy with dinner. She then went on to yell at me about my "unhealthy eating habits" and how I've "gained a lot of weight in the past few months". I'm pregnant. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my morbidly obese mother gave me an angry lecture at dinner, saying without any trace of irony that my vegetarian diet is "unhealthy and utterly unacceptable". FML
Today, I called my mom into my room to ask her to bring me something. She referred to me as a "lazy fat slug." I'm 38 weeks pregnant and was put on emergency bedrest by my doctor. FML
Today, my mum was saying she needs to gain weight because she was underweight according to her doctor. She then said she's going to eat like me in order to gain more weight. FML
Today, I told my mom that I’m pregnant. She said I could use it as an opportunity to “trim down.” I’m 130lbs and muscular. FML
Today, I tried to nicely talk to my daughter about her rapid weight gain. Having a family history of weight-related illness, I felt it was necessary. I offered to get thyroid tests, teach her to buy healthy food, and start routine exercise. She told everyone I called her a cow and had fat-shamed her. FML
Today, while at my mom’s house, my mom told me that I need to seriously curb my food intake. Then I went to my dad’s house and he told me I need to gain weight. I can’t win here. FML
Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML
Today, my mom asked me if I had an eating problem because I've been eating less. I only started eating less because she told me I ate too much. FML
Today, my husband wants me to apologize for getting angry when his father told me I'm getting so fat that I look like a whale. I'm not fat, I'm just 8 months pregnant. FML
Today, my mother told me I've gained so much weight recently, she thinks I should get gastric bypass surgery. FML
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Top comments
peroxideprincess 0
the question is...does she even know you're pregnant? :P
_TheSmallThings_ 0
FYL Patatoes are bomb.
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_TheSmallThings_ 0
FYL Patatoes are bomb.
PumpkinTarte 0
I need to lose some wait too
OMG_YDI 0
how much do you wait?
Antivirus_fml 0
Hmm... OP is pregnant, Op's mother don't know that she's pregnant, OP is eating unhealthy food. OP deserves it, BIG TIME.
Puolukka 4
I wonder what kind of mashed potatoes y'all are eating -_- when my Mom makes mashed potatoes they contain: potatoes, a little bit of milk and a tiny bit of butter. Last time I checked that's way healthier than pretty much most things other people eat on a regular basis...or is eating potatoes considered unhealthy now?!
chaos753159 4
Yes eating potatoes is unhelthy if you eat too much youll need a
daniisme 0
Om nom nom. I <3 potatoes :D
thisguy44 0
does she know that?
megamandude455 10
nice 87
FatElie 0
I hate to say it, but mashed potatoes are one of the blandest foods out there. Plus they have almost no nutritional value :(
waycool 10
that's why she asked for them with gravy! :)
TheChampagneBoi 5
yepp
sugarbear0727 19
Studies have shown that a diet of potatoes and butter can give you all the nutritional things your body needs.
KAT0INFINITY 11
@1 *potatoes
semmita 0
Sucks for you.
babbu18 0
does she know you're pregnant atleast?
peroxideprincess 0
the question is...does she even know you're pregnant? :P
ellybelly_502 4
Exactly what I was thinking!
THISISWHATIWNADO 0
Bitch learn to spell!
BeeSkwaird 0
How does one "bitch learn" something? Learn some grammar.
Kgirl2cute 6
#39, it's fine with me if you wanna be a Grammar Nazi, I do it a lot on FML, but learn your stuff. He/she was referring to the OP as a bitch and then telling her to learn. Jeez. Oh, and btw, if you were trying to be funny or sarcastic, NO.
Nutz321 0
Oh, this is too funny. #88 you just said to #39 that he/she should learn to read before being a Grammar Nazi, yet you failed to notice that: 1) the first poster used incorrect grammar to tell someone to learn to spell. In other words, being hypocritical. 2) #39 was trying to guide him to the correct way of writing something. He/she knew how to read it (otherwise, he/she wouldn't know how to correct the first poster), therefore he didn't need your help to read it.
syddyb 0
#88 is stupid. The correct grammar would be "Bitch, learn to spell." Comma? Yeah, learn YOUR stuff.
PaisleyKing90 0
chill out you guys!!!!
Stormy_fml 0
gahhh..... spelling errors :(
GodOfBeer 5
how I've "gained alot of wait in the past few months" where's the queue? :o
peroxideprincess 0
LOL
teiso_fml 0
If your mum knows you're pregnant, FYL. If she doesn't, YDI.
caancoha 0
LOL@you misspelling "weight," OP.
ajeppsen 25
She spelled it right you spelled it he same way
padlarf 14
With the coming of the Second World War, many eyes in imprisoned Europe turned hopefully, or desperately, toward the freedom of the Americas. Lisbon became the great embarkation point. But, not everybody could get to Lisbon directly, and so a tortuous, roundabout refugee trail sprang up - Paris to Marseilles... across the Mediterranean to Oran... then by train, or auto, or foot across the rim of Africa, to Casablanca in French Morocco. Here, the fortunate ones through money, or influence, or luck, might obtain exit visas and scurry to Lisbon; and from Lisbon, to the New World. But the others weight in Casablanca... and weight... and weight... and weight.
goddamme 0
Epic. Extremely epic. xD
GuitarJunkie6258 0
You're my hero
Nutz321 0
Whooo-oo-o
RufusCade 7
Being pregnant is a long long wait...
itsjstggforyou 0
LOLOLOL, either a 5 yr old wrote this or OP is jst way off her english.
Kylias 6
I don't think there are strong enough words to describe just how hard I'm laughing at #14.