Today, I hired a professional makeup artist to apply my makeup for a wedding. After paying her $500 for the excellent job she does, and getting dressed, I grabbed the invitation to check out the address, and it said the wedding was on December 2. Today is December 3. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had the wedding from hell. Nope, not a bridezilla, but a makeup artist-zilla who caused the ceremony to begin over an hour and a half late, and then tried to charge the bride for her delays. She then went nuts when confronted with the reality of her poor time management. “Professional” my ass. FML
Today, we gave my in-laws-to-be our wedding invitations. Their first reaction was to assume we needed money and told us they couldn't help pay for the wedding. Their second move was to book hair and make-up for themselves. Congratulations? FML
Today, I was doing a little victory jig after finally sending out the last of the invitation cards for my wedding when I realised that I had forgotten to put the date of the event on them. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Everything went great, except that no one showed up. Apparently, the address of the invitation was typed wrong. FML
Today, was my wedding day. Right before I walked down the aisle in my gorgeous white dress, the woman who did my makeup saw a blemish. She went to squirt concealer on her finger, but squirted the orange concealer all over my dress. FML
Today, I spent $70 on party supplies for my sister's bachelorette party, another hour decorating, three hours baking and designing a cake, before waiting five hours to hear that she and another bridesmaid had 'moved' the party elsewhere. Cake anyone? FML
Today, I was told by one of my bridesmaids that she can't afford the travel costs to get to my wedding, after telling me that she didn't need me to organize alternate free travel for her. I'm getting married in less than two weeks. FML
Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
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my_fml_account 2
You spend 500 bucks to look good on the wedding of a (I'm assuming) friend? YDI for trying to out-shine the bride.
meanie_monday 0
At least it wasn't your wedding :D
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vilageidoit09 0
ok. why should i be musing out loud about paris hilton's manicure? either way if she spent 500 dollars on it, that's dumb, as well. i just think it's funny that the both of you actually bothered trying to make this woman feel better about herself. regardless of the fact that she spent 500 dollars on make-up, she should have looked at a ******* calendar. if she's gonna be spending that kinda money she better make sure it's worth it.
renaissancegrrl 0
I had my sister do my hair and my best friend do my makeup for a wedding, for free, and it was awesome. Also, I WAS THE BRIDE.
Starchild21 3
Like OMG no way! ______________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
aguilar09 0
sooo just dont shower, and dont sweat touch ur face.. nd ur good to goooo. lol
TheWaaaaambulanc 0
@95 Good man. (can't directly reply because of iPhone)
weddingbelle 0
That's what you get for trying to outshine the bride.
chicken_lover 2
and to that ashlee girl who likes lots of letters-it hurts my eyes when you type like that :( and i think the op is probably some jealous, lonely, rich bitch who can afford what every she wants. but money usually can't pay for a man. unless he is a male gold digger or a male prostitute. might want to look into getting one of those, op. :)
Fabby_fml 2
Anyone who spends $500 on makeup for a wedding that isn't even theirs deserves to lose all their money.
smackieonassis 0
What this guy said.
Starchild21 3
Maybe she's trying to impress guys, although I say it's all about natural beauty as opposed to makeup. ___________________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
itsametaphorfool 0
i don't understand.
dynamiteroll 0
This is bs. I'm a makeup artist and I would never charge someone $500 to get their makeup done, especially if they're just a guest at the wedding. If this is true, YDI for being an idiot with your money.
perfectwinds 0
Then you're obviously not THAT good.
gambol 10
Has anyone considered that the OP did the currency exchange for us and it was actually 142 KWD? This, of course, still makes the OP a dumbass for spending that much on make-up. JUST DO IT YOURSELF, DAMMIT.