Sadness
Atlanta, United States
Today, I have been home sick and depressed for so long that I just found Oreo crumbs in my belly button. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
kerry
Canada
Today, I found a piece of rice in my belly button. I can't remember the last time I ate or handled rice. FML
ocdeane
Mainz, Germany
Disgusting
Today, I noticed a disgusting, cheesy smell and spent all day wondering what it was. I later found out that it wasn't coming from my feet, but from my belly button. My surgery wound got infected. I'm a germaphobe. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out I have an abscess in my bellybutton which causes me extreme pain and discomfort when I sit down. I am a receptionist. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that the crumbs on the couch that look like the Oreos you just ate, can actually turn out to be very crunchy, and have legs. FML
mommy
Stupid rule
Today, I’ve been violently ill with diarrhea, and have been for past three days. I finally discovered why. It's because I ate a piece of candy off the recently-cleaned floor last week. My immune system is so weak, it can’t respect the 5-second rule. FML
Alex
Richardson, United States
Today, I am home sick with a sinus infection. I had to break up a fight between my two dogs over who got to chew on my snotty tissue. FML
blowinchunks
Canada
Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML
moosemay
Germany
You BASTARD!
Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML
Anonymous
United States
Gutsy move
Today, dealing with anxiety and depression, I finally got up the energy to bake. I chose homemade enchiladas. I then spent the whole day walking from the toilet to the nearest couch (and vice versa), feeling like my intestines were going to blow. No more enchiladas for me for a long time. FML
Top comments
little_aliceee 17
That's gross and sad :(
Grand_Cookie 21
You'd probably feel better if you took a shower and went outside.
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Comments (136)
little_aliceee 17
That's gross and sad :(
\ 28
It could have been breast cancer. Or a Cheeto lodged under OP's shirt.
skitsmuffin 6
Sad n gross? Yea. But your own fault. Go outside and get some sun. Join a club or do something that interests you besides food and tv
azwethinkweiz87 11
Your family guy joke doesn't really make sense here #9?
Robbieisadowg 16
But isn't that what you're supposed to find in there?
OscarDV 8
You think that's gross? I would have ate the crumbs! You can't let Oreos go to waste.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
38, that's disgusting. Not funny at all.
Arrow44 10
Hey 39...... I thought it was pretty god damn hilarious.
tannara 12
I have no words
Bradley_Dillon 39
then why did you reply?
itscare1217 13
I feel ya man
Maycontainnuts 17
#13 Op says she is sick. Sometimes going outside isn't an option. It also sounds like the depression might be linked to the illness (which really sucks OP I know) and other people's misconceptions that "you're only ill because you don't go out" rather than seeing that being ill stops you going out, can make the depression so much worse because it shows jusy how much they don't understand. It's no fun being blamed by others, even just in their heads, for something that's not your fault.
WellThatSucked89 13
Home sick, not sick. And either way sick, homesick, or depressed, there is no excuse for horrible hygiene.
neeni88 23
I'm pretty sure OP meant they're home sick, not "homesick." I mean, how would being homesick have anything to do with getting Oreos stuck in your belly button?! Obviously, even if OP was presumably homesick, that doesn't mean they wouldn't be showering and going outside to do whatever it is that they would have to do to continue living. I think the point of the FML was to say that they've been stuck at home for so long, dealing with sickness and depression, and possibly being bedridden, that they just found Oreos in their belly button due to their lack of ability to properly care for their hygiene. I can sympathise because I spent the better part of this year in a similar situation due to a fractured hip and subsequent hip replacement. So yeah, I know what's it's like to be stuck at home with an illness and the depression it can lead to.
nooopeee 6
Well, you have the best kind of cookie choice.
CocaColaPepsi 13
I don't get what's wrong with finding Oreo crumbs in your belly button, no part of the Oreo was wasted, and you have a tasty ice cream topping for later! Right?
Welshite 40
I'm gonna vomit...
Bradley_Dillon 39
I don't like oreo cookies. They're too chocolaty.
slooby_fml 25
You can get golden ones. Those are the ones I like
Maycontainnuts 17
Yeah, oreoes are disgusting.
AnOriginalName 19
#98, you may not contain nuts, you ARE nuts. Nobody doesn't like Oreos.... Or Sara Lee. Or whatever the hell bread it is.
mFUNdo21 17
this is the LAST time I eat and read FMLs at the same time. when will I ever learn
Grand_Cookie 21
You'd probably feel better if you took a shower and went outside.
Pesticides 19
Op should be happy not having an outie. those look so weird
Cordy07 8
The fml says that op is ill! What is with all the people telling op to go outside? Perhaps the illness is forcing op to be cooped up inside. Next time, read the whole fml before making a stupid suggestion.
Mshrodes 13
#111, OP is home sick, not ill.
Grand_Cookie 21
Unless you're on your deathbed you can go outside for a bit. Sit on your porch or something I'm not saying to go running. It's a paragraph long, do you really think I just glazed over the sick bit?
hays_xo 15
#111 OP isn't "I'll" he's HOME SICK, he misses home! how about you re read the entire thing instead of racking on others for giving good advice such as going outside or better yet, just go home!
mFUNdo21 17
I think there's a difference between homesick and home sick homesick= missing home home sick= ill and at home or maybe it's just where I'm from?
glitch031 4
That's what I thought it was also...
CarlosDanger 12
You have to be trolling. The comma between home and sick is implied.
HarleyBlues 24
Time to get yourself a glass of milk and some peanut butter.
feldco1 17
Well in your defense Oreos are delicious so you made a fantastic choice there
thatonegirlnic 10
Leftovers for later
CanadianChickie 9
I suggest you clean that out before you get some kind of bacterial infection,feel better soon OP.
Robbieisadowg 16
I feel like thats the worst infection you could get, an oreo infection.
CanadianChickie 9
Save money, grow Oreos straight from you're own belly button!
CallMeMcFeelii 14
If belly buttons had the ability to make things grow, I'd have like a million kids by now.
djxerxes9000 18
#43 just won. The internet!
nooneherer 5
no... #43 just won 2 whole internets; collect 10 and see michael jackson from beyond the grave
BreynHope 11
Time to get out of your funk, OP. And work on your personal hygiene. But seriously, try video chatting with your loved ones on a regular basis. Not the real thing but it helps actually seeing that person. Also, consider saving up some money for a plane ticket home. Feel better!
cheshirecat13242 32
How did this turn into a thing about homesickness?? OP missed a comma. Should've read "..home, sick and depressed.."
Welshite 40
Oh, did you write the FML? No? Then you can't correct it with any surety.
BreynHope 11
Homesick or home and sick, feel better. Maybe I did mix it up lol.
awfiidtf 3
You're so cute
octaviamarieb 18
better get in there nice and deep like to clean that out...
buckeye_state 11
what a strange choice of words lol
ThorPowaa 19
I hope you feel better OP!