Sadness
Atlanta, United States
Today, I have been home sick and depressed for so long that I just found Oreo crumbs in my belly button. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
kerry
Canada
Today, I found a piece of rice in my belly button. I can't remember the last time I ate or handled rice. FML
ocdeane
Mainz, Germany
Disgusting
Today, I noticed a disgusting, cheesy smell and spent all day wondering what it was. I later found out that it wasn't coming from my feet, but from my belly button. My surgery wound got infected. I'm a germaphobe. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out I have an abscess in my bellybutton which causes me extreme pain and discomfort when I sit down. I am a receptionist. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that the crumbs on the couch that look like the Oreos you just ate, can actually turn out to be very crunchy, and have legs. FML
mommy
Stupid rule
Today, I’ve been violently ill with diarrhea, and have been for past three days. I finally discovered why. It's because I ate a piece of candy off the recently-cleaned floor last week. My immune system is so weak, it can’t respect the 5-second rule. FML
Alex
Richardson, United States
Today, I am home sick with a sinus infection. I had to break up a fight between my two dogs over who got to chew on my snotty tissue. FML
blowinchunks
Canada
Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML
moosemay
Germany
You BASTARD!
Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML
Anonymous
United States
Gutsy move
Today, dealing with anxiety and depression, I finally got up the energy to bake. I chose homemade enchiladas. I then spent the whole day walking from the toilet to the nearest couch (and vice versa), feeling like my intestines were going to blow. No more enchiladas for me for a long time. FML
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little_aliceee 17
That's gross and sad :(
Grand_Cookie 21
You'd probably feel better if you took a shower and went outside.
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Comments (136)
Alexismaria 15
Don't eat them..
RedPillSucks 33
Can't let that go to waste!
skullofdarkness 18
Did you really just say that?! …You are SO lucky you're pretty…
Alexismaria 15
Im sorry..?
Trish01 23
Might wanna check other body crevices while you're at it. Maybe you can put together a whole snack!
RedPillSucks 33
Boobs, only. Not the ass crack. Please, not the ass crack.
MixMastaKDizzle 12
That's not home sick or depressed...that's unhygienic.
ReyanaC29 11
Awww in sorry :( I hope you feel better
catkat1988 17
I'd like to know what the main problem here is, temporary illness or depression. If you're "depressed" because you've been home with the flu for a week, I'd say it's no biggie. Get cleaned up whenever you feel up to it, and you'll be as good as new. If you're sick with a clinical depression, you really need more help than you can get from Oreos - and having Oreos in your belly-button is definitely not going to help matters. In this case you really need to shower and find a therapist and a psychiatrist. And to those who suggested seeing a doctor to get a prescription for Xanax - No. No Xanax. Xanax is a benzodiazepine, it's supposed to be prescribed for severe acute anxiety, it's very addictive and works as a sedative as well. It should not be taken regularly to treat depression and mild to moderate sleep disturbances. Doctors are over-prescribing this drug to an absurd degree, and it's not helping anyone.
kayydb7 14
I think it's gross that this post made me hungry for Oreos
DarkCaesar 17
At least you didn't have mold growing on you
Phoenix_fml 13
I fail to see what one has to do with the other.
happyfingers 15
Wait... What? I don't really understand the connection...
ThatFancyPenn 18
I empathize with you, OP.