Today, I found out that the crumbs on the couch that look like the Oreos you just ate, can actually turn out to be very crunchy, and have legs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I have been home sick and depressed for so long that I just found Oreo crumbs in my belly button. FML
Today, I was hungry and decided to nibble on some Cheez-Its I had in my room. After I'd enjoyed some of them, I looked into the box to see how many I had left, where I noticed a lot of little black moving dots. Apparently I wasn't the only one enjoying the crackers. FML
Today, I was eating a brownie my grandmother had made, only to discover an inch long piece of what resembled dead skin in the middle of it. This discovery was only made after taking a bite and wondering why the consistency was wrong. FML
Today, I woke up, got up, and felt something crunchy under my feet. My son thought it would be funny if he spread cat litter all around the house. Used cat litter. FML
Today, I polished off the delicious iced gingerbread cookies in the pantry. I'd assumed the little flecks on them were speckles of broken icing, but as I went to throw the cookie bag away, a larva crawled out. The hundreds of flecks were moth eggs. I've been eating the cookies for three days. FML
Today, I found some cookies on my bed and got so excited that I kneed myself in my face. FML
Today, I grabbed a handful of crackers from the kitchen, only to find it crawling with bugs. Apparently, my brother had made the same discovery earlier, but put the box of crackers back in the cupboard anyway. FML
Today, I learned what live maggots in chocolate cake taste like. FML
Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML
Today, I decided to snack on some M&M's. I saw my dog sniffing something and realized one of my M&M's had fallen on the floor. To prevent my dog from eating the chocolate, I hurriedly snatched the M&M off the ground and ate it. When I bit down, I realized it wasn't an M&M. It was a dead beetle. FML
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Top comments
kionnalexus 0
First of all, you shouldn't have even considered eating them if they are a place where people stick their asses, second of all, its pretty obvious when something has legs. You're a dumb ass through and through.
MelanieP_fml 0
Oh dude, FYL. That's ****** up.
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Comments (120)
MelanieP_fml 0
Oh dude, FYL. That's ****** up.
HahaYDI 0
Lawsuit? Isn't that like a health violation...
dude_stfu 0
you're telling me you couldn't tell the difference between oreo crumbs and an insect? Seriously... this is so fake and not even funny. How did this make it past the voting?
kieran247 0
dude_stfu, stfu
inconvienentgurl 0
ok ewwww that sux...hope u dont get sick :(
talbot008 0
don't eat crumbs off your couch then
gurlthatwalks 0
YDI for having a couch
naataliee 0
umm ewww? shouldnt of even touched the "crumbs" anyway
rockyhorrorshow 0
Yeah, it's kinda nasty to eat food that's been in places where your butt has been. :/
xxorganizedmess 0
So what they should have left the crumbs on the couch forever? Eating them was definitely overboard, but OP has to get them out somehow.
Zomlette 0
They could've swept them off the couch and thrown them out like any person not hellbent on getting maximum enjoyment out of the Oreo they just ate would. That was a shitty sentence, but it gets the job done.
repyourcliche 0
WHY WOULD YOU HAVE EATEN THEM? oh lord, YDI for being... a gannet.
chippa 24
She ate what she thought were crumbs because she JUST ate oreos. Don't you ever eat something, drop a crumb, pick it up immediately and eat it?
americayay 0
Eh. Not really. Not when I'm on my couch at least. Maybe a visibly clean table.
curryndricegirll 0
well...obviously the couch wasn't sanitary if it had bugs crawling all over it from all of the crumbs she's leaving
kionnalexus 0
First of all, you shouldn't have even considered eating them if they are a place where people stick their asses, second of all, its pretty obvious when something has legs. You're a dumb ass through and through.
loveabull66 0
HAHA this rules. literally made me laugh out loud
sheknowsherway 0
YDI... were they not moving? either way, dead or alive, that's gross that you have bugs living and dying on your couch and not noticing it... and to stick it in your mouth.
mercury42 0
LOL. Very funny! As a parent, I can totally sympathize with moving crumbs!
cams_bleeblee 0
"that's gross that you have bugs living and dying on your couch" HAHAHAHAHHAHA best comment ever.
Syn_fml 0
Are you such a fatty that the Oreos were not enough, and you had to suck up the crumbs on your couch, as well? Really?
Starchild21 3
maybe op wasnt paying attention and just had the munchies, ever thought of that dickweed?
charliebot 4
Seriously? That's really rude. You don't even know this person. Respect her.
Carrotkidd15 5
I found it hilarious. Who eats crumbs from a couch?!?!