Sadness
Atlanta, United States
Today, I have been home sick and depressed for so long that I just found Oreo crumbs in my belly button. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
kerry
Canada
Today, I found a piece of rice in my belly button. I can't remember the last time I ate or handled rice. FML
ocdeane
Mainz, Germany
Disgusting
Today, I noticed a disgusting, cheesy smell and spent all day wondering what it was. I later found out that it wasn't coming from my feet, but from my belly button. My surgery wound got infected. I'm a germaphobe. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out I have an abscess in my bellybutton which causes me extreme pain and discomfort when I sit down. I am a receptionist. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that the crumbs on the couch that look like the Oreos you just ate, can actually turn out to be very crunchy, and have legs. FML
mommy
Stupid rule
Today, I’ve been violently ill with diarrhea, and have been for past three days. I finally discovered why. It's because I ate a piece of candy off the recently-cleaned floor last week. My immune system is so weak, it can’t respect the 5-second rule. FML
Alex
Richardson, United States
Today, I am home sick with a sinus infection. I had to break up a fight between my two dogs over who got to chew on my snotty tissue. FML
blowinchunks
Canada
Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML
moosemay
Germany
You BASTARD!
Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML
Anonymous
United States
Gutsy move
Today, dealing with anxiety and depression, I finally got up the energy to bake. I chose homemade enchiladas. I then spent the whole day walking from the toilet to the nearest couch (and vice versa), feeling like my intestines were going to blow. No more enchiladas for me for a long time. FML
Top comments
little_aliceee 17
That's gross and sad :(
Grand_Cookie 21
You'd probably feel better if you took a shower and went outside.
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Comments (136)
jw90 18
At least you chose Oreos as your depression food.
fml_fwp 9
Am I the only one not totally following what happened here?
niftyismybitch 21
Homesick + depressed= Oreo crumbs in belly button. :)
outoftown 27
Been there, OP. It sucks. :( Hope you can get the health care you need and feel better soon.
girlymae 12
As long as you could still tell that they were cookie crumbs and not some kind of mold, you're ok!
Ksweety_fml 27
Ew..
qwerty123456789o 14
Yummy umm!!! Jk :p
fay32 16
midnight snack
BrysGirl27 14
Hahahahah that's funny and sad:p
guatzz 5
You should start to gauge your belly button like people do with those ridiculous earrings. Then you could work up to stashing whole Oreos.
kyu_Q 19
even if you are depressed one should still shower