Sadness
Atlanta, United States
Today, I have been home sick and depressed for so long that I just found Oreo crumbs in my belly button. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
kerry
Canada
Today, I found a piece of rice in my belly button. I can't remember the last time I ate or handled rice. FML
ocdeane
Mainz, Germany
Disgusting
Today, I noticed a disgusting, cheesy smell and spent all day wondering what it was. I later found out that it wasn't coming from my feet, but from my belly button. My surgery wound got infected. I'm a germaphobe. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out I have an abscess in my bellybutton which causes me extreme pain and discomfort when I sit down. I am a receptionist. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that the crumbs on the couch that look like the Oreos you just ate, can actually turn out to be very crunchy, and have legs. FML
mommy
Stupid rule
Today, I’ve been violently ill with diarrhea, and have been for past three days. I finally discovered why. It's because I ate a piece of candy off the recently-cleaned floor last week. My immune system is so weak, it can’t respect the 5-second rule. FML
Alex
Richardson, United States
Today, I am home sick with a sinus infection. I had to break up a fight between my two dogs over who got to chew on my snotty tissue. FML
blowinchunks
Canada
Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML
moosemay
Germany
You BASTARD!
Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML
Anonymous
United States
Gutsy move
Today, dealing with anxiety and depression, I finally got up the energy to bake. I chose homemade enchiladas. I then spent the whole day walking from the toilet to the nearest couch (and vice versa), feeling like my intestines were going to blow. No more enchiladas for me for a long time. FML
Top comments
little_aliceee 17
That's gross and sad :(
Grand_Cookie 21
You'd probably feel better if you took a shower and went outside.
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Comments (136)
SwtCherryPie 26
Being sick and depressed is no excuse for being unclean. Take a shower. That's disgusting.
blackonblight 33
Being depressed is an excuse for being unclean. Being depressed can destroy your motivation. To do anything. When you get really bad, you are lucky to remember to feed yourself. Finding motivation to do anything but lie in bed is not easy when your brain chemistry is severely out of balance.
diarheea101 11
ignorance is bliss. In this case it's not, it just lowers my faith in humanity.
ferretlady13 10
I know what it's like, OP. Hang in there!
aubama_fml 15
did you taste it to know they're oreo crumbs? :O
jonahwalzer 12
I feel the same. Being the son of a military dad i always miss home.
tailyerd 17
Saving it for later?
skystormdude 10
Time to bathe!!
worldclassrager 41
Please say you did not eat them...
bubble_burst 16
Get up and get out... out of your home, your comfort zone and your funk before your belly button becomes big enough to hide an entire Oreo. Your lifestyle is making a run for diabetes. It's no fun having the insulin shots daily. Just get up if only to avoid the pain later in life. Go out and do something... even if its for free. .. volunteer at an elderly home or a child hospital or a homeless shelter. Trust me no matter how bad you feel there are people facing far worse in life with a smile.
Chris93Jones 20
so being homesick makes oreo crumbs appear in your belly button? I missed that easter egg op
hotcoco996 5
hi