Today, I am home sick with a sinus infection. I had to break up a fight between my two dogs over who got to chew on my snotty tissue. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I’m at home, sick with a really bad sinus and ear infection. If I'd gone to the clinic earlier, then it wouldn’t have spread to my ears, but my boss wouldn’t let me take a day off. FML
Today, I learned that I have a sinus infection, ear infection and bronchitis so bad it was on the verge of pneumonia. My work won't let me call in sick. I work with kids. Lovely. FML
Today, I woke up with a sore throat and a stuffy nose. As my boss is an asshat who hates allowing sick leave, I thought I could power through it, but halfway through my workday I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. I had to go home early and now I can't move without pain. FML
Today, I'd finally had enough of feeling awful and went to urgent care. As it turns out, the reason my throat was sore was because I have a sinus infection. The doctor explained my nose is producing pus, and that's what I'm swallowing and coughing up. Yuck. I also have pink eye on top of that. FML
Today, I think I've finally gotten past the food poisoning that caused me to puke so violently that I pulled muscles in my abdomen and chest. Unfortunately, some of that vomit hung around long enough to give me a sinus infection. FML
Today, I was going to spend my weekend celebrating my first time not being sick since Labor Day. I woke up with a sinus infection instead. FML
Today, I was home sick and playing with my dog. I suddenly felt the urge to throw up, so I sprinted to the bathroom. My dog thought this was an invitation to chase me and tackle me to the floor. FML
Today, I’ve been suffering with a fever of 104° as well as an ear and sinus infection. I asked my mom and sister if they could get me meds and fluids from the store. I sent them money through my bank app for the supplies. They took my money and went to lunch instead. I’m still sick as a dog. FML
Today, I was sent 800 km home from my interstate job because I have the sniffles. FML
Today, I got my tonsils removed. My body also agreed that today was a good day to get a bad cough. My bed currently looks like a scene out of "Dexter". FML
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RichardPencil 32
Isn't there plenty of snotty tissue to go around?
awildwhisper 30
That made me gag.. a lot. My dog loved to raid my trash bins for tissues.
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Comments (9)
species4872 20
Yeah, And we all really needed to know that.
602offroad 12
Twice the flavor of a regular plain ol boring tissue. Who wouldn't wanna fight over it.
MidnaLink 35
This doesn't surprise me. I witnessed one of my neighbour's dogs eat the other's shit. Dogs will basically eat anything they can get their jaws around.
RichardPencil 32
Isn't there plenty of snotty tissue to go around?
awildwhisper 30
That made me gag.. a lot. My dog loved to raid my trash bins for tissues.
jcash52426 5
Dog fight! I bet the one on the left wins.
jenninyc1128 17
Same here, just have one dog tho
hansolokesselrun 4
Could I get some
bigred121970 10
??EEEEEW!!!!