Today, I found out I have an abscess in my bellybutton which causes me extreme pain and discomfort when I sit down. I am a receptionist. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed a disgusting, cheesy smell and spent all day wondering what it was. I later found out that it wasn't coming from my feet, but from my belly button. My surgery wound got infected. I'm a germaphobe. FML
Today, I found out that the reason I have unbearable pain in my stomach when I sit down is because I have two horrifyingly large boils on my waist. My mother nearly fainted when I showed them to her. FML
Today, I have a painful abscess with a bacterial infection near my bum that makes sitting or walking difficult, and a fever too due to it. The doctor gave me sick note and told me to rest, but my husband shouted at me for taking sick off when I "only" WFH. He also expects me to do house chores the whole day. FML
Today, I have been home sick and depressed for so long that I just found Oreo crumbs in my belly button. FML
Today, I'm recovering from abdominal surgery. In addition to pain, I'm having trouble peeing and haven't pooped since Sunday, so my surgeon prescribed a laxative. Turns out I'm allergic to it. Now I'm covered in hives, even in my ears, incisions, and lady parts. I also still haven't pooped. FML
Today, at work, I was alone in the breakroom when I got a slight pain in my belly. I thought I needed to pass gas, so I tried since no one else was in there. It wasn't gas. It was diarrhea. I'm wearing a mini skirt today. FML
Today, I went to the ER as I have an ulcer and I was exhibiting signs of a perforation. This is when the gorgeous doctor told me he had to stick his finger up my butt to check for rectal bleeding. FML
Today, after nerve pain and trouble sitting down, I found a lump in my ass crack. My doctor thought might be a tumour or cancer, so I was sent for scans. Apparently my whole life I’ve had an ingrown vestigial tail at the bottom of my spine hidden under the skin. FML
Today, I woke up with a big and very painful pimple on the inside of my butt cheek. Because of my Crohn's disease decided to flare up at the same time, my 3 trips to the bathroom at work were only tolerable because I didn't have to deal with rude customers yelling at me for situations I have no control over. FML
Today, I had the most excruciating pain I've ever felt in my lower right abdomen. I was doubled over and vomiting it hurt so bad. After going to the E.R., thinking it was my appendix and getting checked in, I let out the biggest most rancid fart in my life and the pain immediately went away. FML
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yesio12 13
You should get that checked out. It's affecting your daily life and causing pain :/
every1luvsboners 11
Go to a car wash, pay the 50 cents to use the vacuum on your belly button and it'll suck that thing right out of there.
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OGReaper 2
sucks to be you.
m0tl3ycru3 0
Have some compassion!
yesio12 13
You should get that checked out. It's affecting your daily life and causing pain :/
deadeyeslick 0
true
RavagedSouI 0
I think she found out she had it because she went to get herself checked.
minecraft_fml 4
Stand?
booiloveeyou 0
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omigosh thats sooo unlucky....i think you might have to get a new job...sorry :((
kewlkate 9
Or go to the doctor. Just a thought?
pepz_fml 5
you should use one of them ergonomic chairs. it may help
FYLDeep 26
They're called beds. At least those are the only things I find that are truly comfortable. And isn't that what ergonomics is all about?
floopyflooper 2
They make ergonomic office chairs.
FYLDeep 26
Sumos?
GVirdi 11
Did u try a booster seat?
abbybailey204 19
How would a booster seat help?
farhil 14
Because it would force you to sit higher, causing your legs to have to stretch farther, which "spreads" your belly button, thus relieving pain. That's just a guess though... Seems like getting an office chair that lifts would be a simpler and more practical solution.
Garytt 0
Wierdo
THE_A_TEEN 28
Anyone with a medical condition is considered a wierdo to you? Insensitive much?...
every1luvsboners 11
Go to a car wash, pay the 50 cents to use the vacuum on your belly button and it'll suck that thing right out of there.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Thats so nasty but... It might work!
btbamfan75 0
had any other person on FML said that theyd get a bunch of thumbs down. haha
HeavyRainxx 0
Ouch. xD
sovietkiwi 0
yummy
omfg_creepers 8
Get a education and a job
THE_A_TEEN 28
*an education Yes she has a job luckely in this economy, no you dont know her what her education level is. Have a nice day...