Today, I had to tell a girl I liked she couldn't sleep over because I live with my parents. I'm 24. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a few months told me he couldn't stay overnight because his mom would yell at him for not coming home. We're both 30 and I didn't know he still lived at home. FML
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. I was woken up by my mother breaking into my house to tell me I need to get ready for work. Then she got mad that I had a girl over. I'm 20. FML
Today, excited that I finally got a place of my own, I invited my boyfriend over for a sexy sleep over. He told me his mom doesn't want him sleeping over. He's 21 years old. FML
Today, I had to hide in the closet all morning because my 22-year-old boyfriend didn't want to admit to his parents that he had his girlfriend stay the night. FML
Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML
Surprise surprise!
Today, my girlfriend's parents have been having issues with her older brother and her mom called to say she was flying over to stay with my girlfriend. I'm twice my girlfriend's age and she hasn't told her parents about me. She also sublet out her apartment and we have been living together for over a year. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw a fit because I "still" live with my mother at age 30. I bought her an apartment in my building and hired a live-in nurse because she is senile and permanently bedridden. FML
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mouseintern 0
Right now, lots of 24 year-olds live with their parents. Normally I'd be with #2 and say get a job, but obviously the job market is pretty poor at the moment.
Willyum 0
I don't really think that would be considered a sleep over when you're that old :P
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maggy_fml 0
24 isn't that bad. what about the days when a person wouldn't move out until they got married? in their late 20's? this whole "moving out at 18" thing is almost unrealistic unless you're rich and parents pay for rent. this is coming from an 18 year old by the way. and i can definitely understand if the OP is still in school, because school/work/bills/rent are a horrible combination
maddog_fml 0
Hahahahaha!!! SUCKER!!! And she got here own place, right?? Grow up, be a man and move out.
teheheois 0
you are not alone in this one XD
sbarre1 0
That's not that big of a deal these days. If you're still in college, or just out, I can understand it. School is expensive and it's WAY too hard to buy a house when you're paying for school. And don't be a bum in a tiny apartment. People think that's impressive, but it's not really that cool to throw your money away every month. :)
thisishilarious 0
you suck at life
RJB 0
so #24 is like Op who is 24 who lives with his parents and most likely #24 is 24 and can relate to the 24 year old who lives with his parents as they are both 24. lol 24!!!!
MATEUSHD 5
You know what is even funnier than 24?
fezhafeez 12
25?
dreamsmean 3
yea.. its not a bad thing to still be living at home at that age. i may be when im 24 as well.. but thats in 3 years so we'll see. the economy is so crap right now that its actually good to stay home as long as you can and work your ass off and save money so that when you DO leave, youre not ******. so many adults who left home early tell me not to because they ****** their lives. my little brother left at 16 and thought he knew everything... guess where he is now? back. i still live at home, im 21... although... my parents "let" me have boys sleep over, and say sorry if they have to get up during the night when im having sex.. "sorry for disturbing you".. and they mean it.
TheRealStunts 27
I dont get why this was getting downvoted? Idiots need to stop with the whole "if u havent moved out by 18 u suck" mentality. Its ******* retarded. Not a lot of people can just do that and not have to struggle day by day with bills and food and shit. It was possible decades ago, now its only a good idea if your parents are rich and can still support you with rent and shit.
myrelin 0
Don't feel bad; lots of people have to move home nowadays, OR are still at uni so it's more convenient for them to live at home, etc. I don't think it's something you should be embarassed about. Also, well done for respecting your parents so much that you don't just randomly take girls home with you. :)
Bryan_Z 0
people relax, he could be in uni, or still lots of debt.....
laughingman 0
dont worry about it, in these times thats gonna be a ..... trend, my mom would high five me if i brought a girl home.