levit
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to tell a girl I liked she couldn't sleep over because I live with my parents. I'm 24. FML
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thenewgirl29
Sherwood Park, Canada
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a few months told me he couldn't stay overnight because his mom would yell at him for not coming home. We're both 30 and I didn't know he still lived at home. FML
holycommander
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. I was woken up by my mother breaking into my house to tell me I need to get ready for work. Then she got mad that I had a girl over. I'm 20. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, excited that I finally got a place of my own, I invited my boyfriend over for a sexy sleep over. He told me his mom doesn't want him sleeping over. He's 21 years old. FML
doodlecrzyMeg
Mattoon, United States
Today, I had to hide in the closet all morning because my 22-year-old boyfriend didn't want to admit to his parents that he had his girlfriend stay the night. FML
Username
Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML
smurfisurfer1
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
rahrahcakes
Brisbane, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML
Middle Age Divorced Dad
Kanata, Canada
Surprise surprise!
Today, my girlfriend's parents have been having issues with her older brother and her mom called to say she was flying over to stay with my girlfriend. I'm twice my girlfriend's age and she hasn't told her parents about me. She also sublet out her apartment and we have been living together for over a year. FML
Shelling Ford
Munich, Germany
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML
Anonymous
Bucharest, Romania
Today, my boyfriend threw a fit because I "still" live with my mother at age 30. I bought her an apartment in my building and hired a live-in nurse because she is senile and permanently bedridden. FML
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mouseintern 0
Right now, lots of 24 year-olds live with their parents. Normally I'd be with #2 and say get a job, but obviously the job market is pretty poor at the moment.
Willyum 0
I don't really think that would be considered a sleep over when you're that old :P
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elfuzzo 0
Move out.
elfuzzo 0
#59 - Freedom has no price. The fact that you weren't man enough to face your expense at 24 makes you weak and childish.
Jethro_fml 0
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say your life is f***ed here, 'cause I don't know the backstory. Jet
leandra12 0
aww, poor guy :(
MsTs1 0
nothng wrong with that
Kittycate6606 0
WTH? Im 17 and moved out already and engadged really thats sad. GET A LIFE!
regalarius 0
#59 - Freedom may have no price, but moving away from your parents to live on your own, at your own expense, is in fact exchanging one freedom for another.
apertured 0
get a ******* job and move out.
greeneggsnsam 0
well, if she has her own place maybe you can go over there? but at least you respect your parents
hownow 0
#68 What's sad is that you think you are grown up because you are 17 and "engadged." Good luck with that high divorce rate for those under 20.