levit
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to tell a girl I liked she couldn't sleep over because I live with my parents. I'm 24. FML
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thenewgirl29
Sherwood Park, Canada
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a few months told me he couldn't stay overnight because his mom would yell at him for not coming home. We're both 30 and I didn't know he still lived at home. FML
holycommander
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. I was woken up by my mother breaking into my house to tell me I need to get ready for work. Then she got mad that I had a girl over. I'm 20. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, excited that I finally got a place of my own, I invited my boyfriend over for a sexy sleep over. He told me his mom doesn't want him sleeping over. He's 21 years old. FML
doodlecrzyMeg
Mattoon, United States
Today, I had to hide in the closet all morning because my 22-year-old boyfriend didn't want to admit to his parents that he had his girlfriend stay the night. FML
Username
Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML
smurfisurfer1
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
rahrahcakes
Brisbane, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML
Middle Age Divorced Dad
Kanata, Canada
Surprise surprise!
Today, my girlfriend's parents have been having issues with her older brother and her mom called to say she was flying over to stay with my girlfriend. I'm twice my girlfriend's age and she hasn't told her parents about me. She also sublet out her apartment and we have been living together for over a year. FML
Shelling Ford
Munich, Germany
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML
Anonymous
Bucharest, Romania
Today, my boyfriend threw a fit because I "still" live with my mother at age 30. I bought her an apartment in my building and hired a live-in nurse because she is senile and permanently bedridden. FML
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mouseintern 0
Right now, lots of 24 year-olds live with their parents. Normally I'd be with #2 and say get a job, but obviously the job market is pretty poor at the moment.
Willyum 0
I don't really think that would be considered a sleep over when you're that old :P
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raptor_jesus 0
If she was ok with it, you should have gone for it. I don't care how conservative dad is, dads support sons getting laid. Father-son bond wins out over morals/politics/religion. Whats mom really going to say to a grown man about getting laid?
ilikeboys 0
if you're in college i don't think it's as big of a deal. get out there and get a job, though and work on moving out
lmmmr 0
There is absolutely nothing wrong with that, especially in this economy. #2- STFU, you are 15. You know nothing about the world.
sirsentrasera333 0
I agree with 44, moving back in with the parents for a while is standard procedure for college grads who aren't rich
krbittala 0
There isn't anything wrong with it really. Your still young and if your going to college then it's perfectly understandable.
krbittala 0
Oh and FYI ill be 22 in augest and I live with my parents still :) But I go to college...for Astrophysics.
HeWhoEatsAll423 0
It's hard with the lack of jobs now to move out on your own. It isn't bad if you split an apartment with someone but you obviously have no girlfriend so maybe you can't afford it. No big deal.
Niasyn 0
Did they confiscate your balls along with your weed when you moved back in? Go buy a cardboard box and move out!
dem54 0
If your some loser who plays xbox all day and plays with action figures in your parents basement then you have a problem ..
ZiggyMorrison 0
nothing wrong with that as long as your saving up than its all good because the money will pile up sooner since you dont have as many bills to pay than you can get a nicer house why couldnt you go back to her place?