levit
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to tell a girl I liked she couldn't sleep over because I live with my parents. I'm 24. FML
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thenewgirl29
Sherwood Park, Canada
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a few months told me he couldn't stay overnight because his mom would yell at him for not coming home. We're both 30 and I didn't know he still lived at home. FML
holycommander
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. I was woken up by my mother breaking into my house to tell me I need to get ready for work. Then she got mad that I had a girl over. I'm 20. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, excited that I finally got a place of my own, I invited my boyfriend over for a sexy sleep over. He told me his mom doesn't want him sleeping over. He's 21 years old. FML
doodlecrzyMeg
Mattoon, United States
Today, I had to hide in the closet all morning because my 22-year-old boyfriend didn't want to admit to his parents that he had his girlfriend stay the night. FML
Username
Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML
smurfisurfer1
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
rahrahcakes
Brisbane, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML
Middle Age Divorced Dad
Kanata, Canada
Surprise surprise!
Today, my girlfriend's parents have been having issues with her older brother and her mom called to say she was flying over to stay with my girlfriend. I'm twice my girlfriend's age and she hasn't told her parents about me. She also sublet out her apartment and we have been living together for over a year. FML
Shelling Ford
Munich, Germany
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML
Anonymous
Bucharest, Romania
Today, my boyfriend threw a fit because I "still" live with my mother at age 30. I bought her an apartment in my building and hired a live-in nurse because she is senile and permanently bedridden. FML
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mouseintern 0
Right now, lots of 24 year-olds live with their parents. Normally I'd be with #2 and say get a job, but obviously the job market is pretty poor at the moment.
Willyum 0
I don't really think that would be considered a sleep over when you're that old :P
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wrestling49 0
just tell ur parents tht ur gunna get laid tonight, i'm sure they'll understand
lazorzpewpew 0
Morons! Living with parents provides for lower rent, more savings and delicious breakfast on weekends.
NoMercy_fml 0
Yeah right sleep over. Just tell your parents you want to ****. But seriously 24. FYL because you're a loser.
luckyyyy 0
you will save more money if you have a job so you won't have to pay much or none like the heating, rent etc. butget a job if you don't have one
poliphila 0
Been there.
amazingkate 0
come on. your parents probably at this point want you to have a healthy sex life. if anything it will spur you to get your own place sooner. they want you out so they can have sex again too! get out!
christopherlove 0
Give it a rest, people. I had returned to living with my mom when I was 24. Most people move back home at least once. I had a steady income and I was in no hurry to start throwing most of it away on living expenses. I often miss those days in my early 20s living at home and pretty much being able to afford anything I wanted. Now I have a mortgage and freedom, but at what cost? I'm broke!
SunbeamsAreYello 0
Join the club. Hopefully the economy picks up soon. I graduated from a liberal arts college and most of the people I know don't have jobs, even the older ones that finished law school last year. BTW, tell your parents you plan on bringing home girls and to be prepared.
MsMegaroo 0
Oh godd...there are SOOOOO many FML's that end with like "Im 24...im 17...im 19..." etc... It gets old and they old soung pretty fake.
shadowsx1101 0
lmao #58 to OP: good for you! i for one could not stay with a girl if i lived with my parents.