Today, the guy I've been seeing for a few months told me he couldn't stay overnight because his mom would yell at him for not coming home. We're both 30 and I didn't know he still lived at home. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
The yelling is an excuse. He actually needs to be tucked into bed with his favorite teddy bear and read a bedtime story by mom.
WCARlover 35
There's a reason he was single when you met him apparently :p
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Comments (90)
thatguythat 9
Might wanna ditch him...
hugozac88 22
Oh living with ones parents is a deal breaker??!! I thought it showed commitment..lol
JustinJK 21
I think him being worried about being yelled at for staying the night is the problem
I_Bite 22
there is a chance he works away from home and can't be bothered to rent a place he won't be living in half the time. cheaper to stay with family. or she may be sick and need him at home
PeaceTea13 17
Yikes
rjc490 29
I feel like that should have been discovered by now...that still sucks though, sorry op
WCARlover 35
There's a reason he was single when you met him apparently :p
Niedermayer_20 12
Easy, who are you to judge.
Ian7890 23
Well everyone is single before you start dating them so that logic makes no sense at all.
Welshite 40
The yelling is an excuse. He actually needs to be tucked into bed with his favorite teddy bear and read a bedtime story by mom.
Enslaved 38
"I'll love you forever, I'll like you for always, As long as I'm living my baby you'll be."
orbit 22
"Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur"
thefmlman2011 37
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, pur pur pur
devildog562 33
Am I the only one thinking that his "mom" is his wife. If he doesn't come home, there will be hell to pay!
salyhahaha 13
I think you should start seeing new people
yerrkiddingme 2
he might of moved out then moved back in
feven 32
Fantastic parenting. Note the sarcasm.
iAlissa 34
Isn't like he can't leave at any given time. Looks like OP has a stage 5 momma cling-on.
iAlissa 34
Actually, that was super ******* shallow of me. There's so many factors or possibilities... Could be married, mom could be unwell and he cares for her, he or his mom may not be financially able to support themselves alone.
Retaheki 27
#63/64 - The first person to ever correct their comment.
VeganVampyre 27
64- you're totally right that there could be a valid reason for him to be living with his mom, but to be worried about getting in trouble for not coming home at age 30? No. That's not normal. Either he's lying/making excuses to OP for one reason or another, which is a pretty big red flag, or he's telling the truth in which case he needs to grow up and stand up to his mother, and she needs to learn to let go. Either way, not the best situation to get involved in...
yolololol3 17
He is a Momma's Boy
joe3_fml 15
Mhm, that will do it.