Today, excited that I finally got a place of my own, I invited my boyfriend over for a sexy sleep over. He told me his mom doesn't want him sleeping over. He's 21 years old. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, my boyfriend said that we can "maybe have sleepovers" at his house when he FINALLY moves out. He's 24, and we've been dating for 6 years. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a few months told me he couldn't stay overnight because his mom would yell at him for not coming home. We're both 30 and I didn't know he still lived at home. FML
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. I was woken up by my mother breaking into my house to tell me I need to get ready for work. Then she got mad that I had a girl over. I'm 20. FML
Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML
Today, I had to hide in the closet all morning because my 22-year-old boyfriend didn't want to admit to his parents that he had his girlfriend stay the night. FML
Today, my 21-year-old girlfriend finally got the courage to tell her mom that she wanted to move in with me. It turns out she was right to be afraid; during the talk, her mother yelled at us, calling her a slut and saying she was too young to be "shacking up with some guy." FML
Today, my boyfriend finally moved out from his parents' house to his friend's flat. Excited that I wouldn't have to be so silent when we had sex anymore, I went over to spend the night. His bedroom is right next to his friend's 4-year-old daughter's room. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
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BlowinChronic 18
Looks like you got yourself a momma's boy OP. just go over to his house often and eat dinner with the family and she will eventually warm up to you and let him go over there. Good luck OP.
TylerOMFG 7
Mom attacks with the cockblock!
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BlowinChronic 18
Looks like you got yourself a momma's boy OP. just go over to his house often and eat dinner with the family and she will eventually warm up to you and let him go over there. Good luck OP.
patrickalamo 48
Living under mama's roof you get mama's rules. Suck it up buttercup, get a job and move out on his own.
doctorhook86 25
When the OP mentions "sexy sleepovers", she doesn't sound old enough to be having them.
cajekraze 7
Mom's roof, Mom's rules
happle 21
We don't know for sure he's living with his mom, though.
chell1894 13
I know of some over bearing super conservative mothers that would flip out if their son slept over at a girls house even though they were moved out and over 18. "It's inappropriate and unchristian" to some mothers I've met
chell1894 13
But you're not the only one op. I had an ex that was in college but lived at his moms a lot of weekend and breaks. He was 22 and was at my house the one weekend. He was going to stay the night because the roads were really icy. She freaked out and made him come home and he slid into a tree in his way home and ended up having to be towed. She was crazy and I found out the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Reasoning he's my ex. Maybe you should leave him or he should face momma bear and move out.
primadonna9396 16
Obviously he's either too dependent on his mother to move out or lazy enough that he's okay with being mommywhipped in exchange for free rent, either way OP should consider dumping this loser unless she's anticipating a future in which she is busting her ass taking care of and providing for an entitled manchild.
ImmortalSyn 17
Or maybe he's still relying on his parents because he can't afford to move out yet. Not everyone can move out at 18, especially if they boyfriend is in college or something and is receiving help from his family. If I was getting help from my family id have to listen to them no matter how old I am.
TylerOMFG 7
Mom attacks with the cockblock!
acepilotm37 1
Its super effective!
jweezy89 4
Critical hit!
SiriusBlack97 17
Girlfriend has fainted!
Shadowvoid 33
Mama's boy leveled up to 22.
vuragado 10
He will never evolve for his mother will just press b and cancel it.
domking1315 20
Alright, thread's over...
twitch851 9
Girlfriend used revive!
Neonemerld 21
But it failed!
nesscafe_fml 17
Why would he let his mum control him at that age!?
the_smart_way 10
Maybe out of respect? Some people choose family over *******
UberNova 18
7- You don't let people control you out of respect. It was the mother who chose what he did not the boyfriend, so he didn't choose his family over sex; your comment makes hardly any sense.
evilplatypus 39
19 - The FML says his mother didn't want him sleeping over; not that she forced him to stay home. She simply told him what she liked/didn't like. It's on him what he ends up doing.
Inheritance 10
If I was him I would cum over in a heart beat, no matter what my mum said.
UberNova 18
We could discuss this till the end of time, but we don't know if the mum forced him to stay home or not.
pochyfliesaway 4
Personally I think it comes down to he lives in his mom's house so he wants to respect her rules/word so he'll stay on her good side.
Inheritance 10
Personally, my opinion if you're 21, regardless if you live with your mommy or not, you'd think that she would give him more freedom. Because if it was the opposite situation I doubt she'd like to be controlled like that. So non the less I think she's a control freak.
nictransitglory 4
This might be his mommy's way of getting him to move out. The poon to a 21yr old guy is way more effective than any other real life incentive to get your own place.
fmlallthetyme 23
He also could have just used his mom as an excuse for not having to see his girlfriend. I know that after some long days I don't feel like seeing mine. And that's how I learned to become ambidextrous.
AllThingsBright_ 11
Honestly, my girlfriend is 22 and I wasn't allowed to sleepover until we got our own place together. She was living under her grandparent's roof so she had to abide by their rules. End of Story.
UberNova 18
61- That is different, OP's situation would be more like your parents saying she could stay at yours but her grandparents not letting her sleep over at yours.
tigerfight23 3
The point was that he didn't live with his mom.....
link120989 5
Cause his mom cares
efrainelboricua 12
What if his mom was under his roof? My mom lives under mine( I pay all the bills so its not her roof) and she still tries to boss my around.
ihatemy 5
Because he's an idiot and a momma's boy
Chaylbs_Draco 8
Unless he is paying her to live in her house he needs to respect her rules even if its your place you two want to stay at... Sounds like your BF needs to sit down and talk with his mom about what he wants out of his life.
miserypoison 13
I believe that is incorrect on a superficial level, as an adult (whether it'd be 18 or 21) you have responsibility AND liability to do whatever you want, acknowledging that there will and may be consequences or subsequently induce a predicament. He is an adult, but meh.
AllThingsBright_ 11
He's an adult yes, but even living on your own you have to abide by a landlord's rules. At my apartment complex we can't use drugs (such as marijuana) or have more than two pets. It's not about being "responsible" or "liable" to do whatever the **** I want. Its being mature enough to obey the rules set by authority, whether it a landlord or a mother.
doodlecloud 27
Yes but those rules apply because the landlord doesn't want them in the property. I'm sure landlords don't care if your girlfriend who lives on the other side of town has two or three pets. I agree you should follow parents' rules whilst staying under their roof but they should only set rules concerning behaviour in said house or other things that actually affect them. For instance, if you were planning on coming back late then that might affect them but staying at a girlfriend's shouldn't. Do they expect OP to never make choices and mistakes until he's actually a 'full' living away adult but has no experience of how to deal with them?
pradip 26
In USA she is a awful mom. In the eastern countries she's a very good mom. God, funny how the culture varies with places
junar 9
For me, she is a good mom
N3766 20
#9 for me that's a cute moustache.
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Bajee 10
I'm from the USA and I do not believe she is an awful mom.
fmessiah 19
One would hope that by twenty one you have taught your child enough of your morals that you could trust them to di what is right without rules.
Vball6 19
To me she's a good mom
breathemein 10
Lol thank god my parents are Americanized. Coming from an Indian lol
bevsta 7
67. ***** gon ****
miserypoison 13
Perhaps that is exactly the reason why she didn't allow him..
Ugi 27
I can see why that would be frustrating, but remember: He has to live with his family so alienating them would be a PITA for him. Since you have your own place now, surely you can manage a sexy evening, or morning, or Saturday afternoon, or whatever. It's a nuisance perhaps but hardly impossible.
GarageDragon 22
Maybe he's just making up excuses?
saffy66 34
Yeah my son would use me as an excuse sometimes if he didn't want to do things but was afraid a refusal would hurt feelings. Or maybe his Mum really is concerned & he doesn't want to stand up to her or hurt her feelings.
dangousity 21
Get a real man
panda_lou 11
Last time I checked a man that obeyed house rules and respected his mother was a real man.
BossPathfinderGM 14
OP, a man who disrespects his mother is a man that would disrespect his SIgnificant Other as well. Sounds like he has a promising future if you are able to see if that way. Perhaps seek out a more positive relationship with his mother? Achieving it could only work out to your benefit, in both the near and far future. If not that, at least don't go burning any bridges just yet.
Benchyface 11
Wow, and I would've gone mad if I had to live with my parents after I turned 16. Maybe talk to him about moving out/in with you?
eggmarie 25
I know not everyone gets along with their parents, but some people actually enjoy their parents company.
ManInTheMachine 20
Benchyface: So you're telling me you moved out of your house at 15 years of age and got a place of your own? Likely story. Besides, some people can't afford to move out with this economy.
ManInTheMachine 20
Oh wait, you moved in with your boyfriend. Your parents may have consented to that, but I doubt many others would let their child, who is still in highschool, move in with a significant other. Anyway, my last point still stands. Maybe I'm being ignorant, but if I was a parent that wouldn't gel with me very well.
panda_lou 11
How about just because they are dating doesn't mean they should live together. That can ruin a good relationship if both people are not ready for that stage. She should respect his mothers rules. Or maybe he didn't want to stay over with her and just used his mom as an excuse.
RedPillSucks 33
@40- Considering, she has to deal with bipolar, borderline personality disorder, and erectile disfunction (?) she may not have had a choice. Maybe her parents asked her to leave.
Benchyface 11
Funny that you assume such stupid stuff. First off, I moved by myself when I just turned 16, maybe not with my family's consent, but for my own sanity. My boyfriend moved from England, and in with me when I was 17. Just because you might be lazy, doesn't mean you can't get an apartment of your own at 16. Redpill: If you ever get cancer, I hope people can make fun of your disease, so you can see how much fun it is. BPD, bipolar and eating disorders aren't joking matters, grow up.