Today, I collected my new timetable at college only to find I've been dropped from all my classes. I've been listed as deceased. I'm definitely not dead and have no idea how I supposedly died. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was notified that I've been going to the wrong courses for 4 weeks. A friend of mine was the only person to tell me that the administration had taken the privilege to change my courses. I have now failed 5 courses due to absences and have been suspended from college for 6 months. FML
Today, I went back to school after missing the first 2 weeks of the new school year. I got grilled in my first lesson by my teacher for "gallivanting around on holiday in some sunny place" when I should've been at school learning. My dad had died from liver cancer. FML
Today, I was kicked out of college for not attending a class I wasn't ever enrolled in. FML
Today, I got a letter confirming I had dropped out of college. I received this letter shortly after completing the 10th essay I had finished this week as a result of me deciding to finally apply myself to my schoolwork. Turns out that while dropping a class, I checked Drop All instead of Drop 1. FML
Today, because I had to leave the country without notice and didn't have reception to notify my college, I have been irreversibly dropped from all my classes without a refund and will have to reapply for January. FML
Today, I found out that my professor dropped me from class because I missed a Zoom meeting. The only class I needed to graduate. Why did I miss the meeting? Because I was in labor for 32 hours. FML
Today, my professor's son died in a car accident and class has been cancelled until further notice. All my friends were delighted and cheered about it in front of me. I was dating my professor's son. FML
Today, my professor cancelled class so I turned off my alarm. When I woke up, I checked my email again. There was no email from my professor. It was a dream. FML
Today, after dropping a class for the first time ever in college in order to focus on raising my grades, I failed the test that I dropped another course to study for. By not finishing on time. After 3 days of studying. FML
Today, I started at a new college. I bought my textbooks and went to my first class only to find out that they changed my schedule without telling me. I'd already opened the book. I could not get $200 back. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
You only think you aren't dead...
RodzillaX 30
It's going to be okay OP's ghost. You're in a confusing point in your afterlife. You lived a good life though.
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Comments (104)
perdix 31
Bruce Willis? Are you going back to school?
perdix 31
What? None of you have seen "The Sixth Sense?" Oops! Well, now you don't have to. Sowwy ;(
HowieDoIt 21
My 6th sense is telling me people aren't catching the reference.
HowieDoIt 21
You also could be spoiling all the Die Hards, considering that series died years ago even though Bruce keeps pushing them out.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Don't hate on my home boy Bruce. Do you not remember the katana scene in Pulp Fiction? Yippee Ki Yay Mother ******, with a sword and ball gag!
Tuffay 14
Do you see dead people when you look in the mirror?
jojimugo 20
Ahhh the old you're dead routine ... Don't you hate when that happens
AbstraktThoughts 13
At least if you were in debt before, you're now debtless! ;)
jesustitts 20
I wonder if OP had life insurance, time to collect!
Welshite 40
You only think you aren't dead...
s0m3guy2010 21
OP isn't dead! You take one nap in a ditch somewhere, and then people start declaring he's dead this, he's dead that, or he's dead so now we can drop all of his college courses.
BoltTheSuperdog 22
Apparently he's dead to the college!
RodzillaX 30
It's going to be okay OP's ghost. You're in a confusing point in your afterlife. You lived a good life though.
summerluvinn 3
no link but dude i really like ur dp
RodzillaX 30
Thank you my good chum.
Jessa91 10
I'm sure a quick talk with administration will clear things up.
ViRepz 28
Unless they call the ghost busters on him...
j_729 18
Who ya gonna call?
Sweet_Meli 11
Well shit, tell 'em you've resurrected and would like to re-enroll ;)
RodzillaX 30
Is OP the second coming?
apache316 6
"Jesus, is that you!"
mpkpm 19
Walking dead?!
rob02 19
That's weird
KawaiiCupcake 14
No shit :)
ApologyKick 25
Time to have a talk with the dean.
purebliss_fml 19
Administration error? Someone in that office is going to be very surprised to hear from you!