Today, I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Today, while I was taking a long relaxing shower, the shower head decided to fly off and hit me in the face. The dentist couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend when I accidentally kneed him in the chin and chipped his front tooth. I broke his real tooth, as well as the fake part from when he chipped it ten years ago. FML
Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML
Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
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Top comments
OkapiParade 15
That sounds fapulous
fallencastiel 22
I don't want to know how hard you were masturbating for your hand to chip your tooth
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Comments (146)
foxmatrix15 8
Your suppose to smack your monkey not let the monkey smack you
grogers311 20
Wow you must have been going to town on that thing! I practically lettered in jerking off in high school & I never flogged it THAT hard!
doumtabarnack 12
How do you even do that? Is your face placed an inch from your dick when you fap, mate?
Im2Shy 16
I have nothing witty to say and fully expect a million thumbs down but I just wanted to thank you for really making me LMFAO Sorry about your tooth ;)
dave20012 15
....what? Holy hell that's some hell of a good time you had with "Palm-ela"
enginsteve 17
That's hardcore, bro. the funny thing is I am actually proud of you...
BobbieH 19
Easy there killer! Lighten up on the lube some too. You know it's too much if your hand slides off your dick and punches you in the mouth.
pratikp03 22
how the..?
RBW_Slave 9
OP was obviously trying too hard..
RyoRyo_fml 3
Easy on the lotion there cowboy! ;O