Today, I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Today, while I was taking a long relaxing shower, the shower head decided to fly off and hit me in the face. The dentist couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend when I accidentally kneed him in the chin and chipped his front tooth. I broke his real tooth, as well as the fake part from when he chipped it ten years ago. FML
Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML
Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
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Top comments
OkapiParade 15
That sounds fapulous
fallencastiel 22
I don't want to know how hard you were masturbating for your hand to chip your tooth
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Comments (146)
concend_blk_guy 8
I've never favorite an FML post until I read this and some of the comments, this is hilarious.
xKai_Axelx 12
1. how does it slip off? 2. why were you using so much force? 3. why was your face so close to your dick if you weren't using too much force?
Matttis 7
Jeez! Did you try to light it on fire or why did you jerk it so hard? O_o
thewife5 19
You're doing it wrong
ThunderTheRad 14
OP is an idiot, OP deserves no pity.
amused4u 7
.... sooo Did you come?
skyjayq 10
oh I thought he said his dick slammed into his face LMAO I was thinking fake while laughing but I reread it
Baybiiie 11
Hmmmm... Anyone else find this story a bit suspect?
Laughatmypain15 12
I hope the dentist wasn't a huge jerk about it
mechaix101 2
Dumb ass!!